Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Scratch33]

 

http://toledo.craigslist.org/mcy/2952265665.html

[Andrew]

 

http://toledo.craigslist.org/mcy/2952265665.html

Funny to read in a sort of   way

http://images.craigslist.org/5G15K35He3Kb3F43M9c4ba5a164575b4f1089.jpg


uzuki sv650 v twin. lots changed on this scoot. have about 6 to 70000 invested to date. tires are new. paint is one off. added side skirts and different front.. got too much in it and i dont know anything about fixing bikes and the only thing i know about it is it wont start!..enging cranks but will not start. last year i was doing 140 down 75 in april and this april all im doing is getting pissed off looking at it.. fuck it bro! today my loss is your gain homey. im buying an rr1000. this bike can kiss my ass. come get it. its priced to go. its just taking up space in my garage. im no sport bike mechanic! im not qualified in that feild. dont call me and try to diagnose it over the phone. i dont have the time dude. thats why im selling it this cheap! you know what im qualified to do??... to sell it to you for 1200 bucks ,thats what. thats the price too so dont try to dick me around. im already giving it away. you say thats bullshit???... ok, fine. ill extend myself even further for your benefit. why not.. im already doing everything but riding it for you. sure. ill even spend my hard earned gas money to drop it off at your house if i really have to. thats it though. and i like pepsi, so if i have to deliver it to you you better have a freakin pepsi waiting for me at least. lastly, before you ask because someone undoubtedly will, no you cant test ride it. it wont start..i already told you that. feel free to roll it down the hill and make whatever engine noises you want, but i swear if you dont either load it up or push it back up the driveway i will hunt you down. whatever man...i got work to do. call me or text better yet( i work for a living and i dont need to get fired over your potential new bike..that definitly wouldnt improve the buyer/seller relationship any ) 4194661489.
oh yah.. i almost forgot.. thanks for looking and have a great day and no thats not me in the pic. its my uncle.. god speed Fluffy..rest in peace

[MichiganMan]

Funny to read in a sort of   way

http://images.craigslist.org/5G15K35He3Kb3F43M9c4ba5a164575b4f1089.jpg


uzuki sv650 v twin. lots changed on this scoot. have about 6 to 70000 invested to date. tires are new. paint is one off. added side skirts and different front.. got too much in it and i dont know anything about fixing bikes and the only thing i know about it is it wont start!..enging cranks but will not start. last year i was doing 140 down 75 in april and this april all im doing is getting pissed off looking at it.. fuck it bro! today my loss is your gain homey. im buying an rr1000. this bike can kiss my ass. come get it. its priced to go. its just taking up space in my garage. im no sport bike mechanic! im not qualified in that feild. dont call me and try to diagnose it over the phone. i dont have the time dude. thats why im selling it this cheap! you know what im qualified to do??... to sell it to you for 1200 bucks ,thats what. thats the price too so dont try to dick me around. im already giving it away. you say thats bullshit???... ok, fine. ill extend myself even further for your benefit. why not.. im already doing everything but riding it for you. sure. ill even spend my hard earned gas money to drop it off at your house if i really have to. thats it though. and i like pepsi, so if i have to deliver it to you you better have a freakin pepsi waiting for me at least. lastly, before you ask because someone undoubtedly will, no you cant test ride it. it wont start..i already told you that. feel free to roll it down the hill and make whatever engine noises you want, but i swear if you dont either load it up or push it back up the driveway i will hunt you down. whatever man...i got work to do. call me or text better yet( i work for a living and i dont need to get fired over your potential new bike..that definitly wouldnt improve the buyer/seller relationship any ) 4194661489.
oh yah.. i almost forgot.. thanks for looking and have a great day and no thats not me in the pic. its my uncle.. god speed Fluffy..rest in peace

Is it even possible to "invest" 70,000 in an SV650?

[Galo]

I know where this bike is. I pass the house where it's parked almost everyday.


"It has racing calbulation 4-mouth"    

With best energy on the 1100 engine for that year, it goes very fast up to 300 miles.

Double LOL on that one. OK.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/2931122596.html

Shervin's bro'....fo' sho'

[veefer800canuck]

One off paint?  

It's white. All of it. Like a refrigerator.  




Well, maybe plain vanilla IS unique after all. I mean, there's no twisted barbed wire, no tribal graphics, no skullz, etc, so maybe yea..........  

[919]

Is it even possible to "invest" 70,000 in an SV650?

maybe not, but the money invested is somewhere between $6 and $70,000.  He was very clear on that.

[CosmicCowboy]

One off paint?  

It's white. All of it. Like a refrigerator.  

I dunno. It's got that nice brown spot that looks like the exhaust burning through that bitchin' body work. I tell you, that bike is HOT!

[rgbeard]

Welcome to 200 Pages of Cragislist GOLD.

[FirstVtwin]

Ok...just WoW!!  List for this bike BRAND NEW is $3999

2010 Hyosung gt250R - $4500 (Ames,IA)

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Date: 2012-04-11, 3:55PM CDT
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This is 2010 model but i purchased in july 2011. Just because i like this color. Fuel injection, 5speed, v-twin 249cc engine. Some extras: led factory look turning singnals, two brothers slip-on exauhsted sound is amazing, tail eliminator. Only has 833 miles on it. Still under 2 year factory warranty. Dropped one time minor scratch. If u are interested in my baby just text at 515 seven zero eight 6982. Test ride for serious buyer only who has cash in hand. Thanks

http://ames.craigslist.org/mcy/2944861455.html

[shawn and gwyn]

anyone need a new helmet... or mabye just slightly used... LOL..

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2933474378.html

5 Helmets $25-50 each.
Call Bob @ 719-291-2222

[D-Mac]

anyone need a new helmet... or mabye just slightly used... LOL..

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2933474378.html

5 Helmets $25-50 each.
Call Bob @ 719-291-2222

The one on the right looks like it came from an early NASA launch.

[NoGear]

anyone need a new helmet... or mabye just slightly used... LOL..

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2933474378.html

5 Helmets $25-50 each.
Call Bob @ 719-291-2222

I don't think all of them together are worth $25.  I surely wouldn't trust my skull to any of them.

[Andrew]

anyone need a new helmet... or mabye just slightly used... LOL..

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2933474378.html

5 Helmets $25-50 each.
Call Bob @ 719-291-2222

Might be better off selling them as "Art Supplies"
Could make some cool planter boxes with them, or maybe a neat sculpture   Although $25 is rather steep

[shawn and gwyn]

LOL. ok at least he is honest and has his priorities in order.. best add i have read for awhile.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2966247329.html

Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.

[Papa Lazarou]

LOL. ok at least he is honest and has his priorities in order.. best add i have read for awhile.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2966247329.html

Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.

A reduction?  

[expatbrit]

LOL. ok at least he is honest and has his priorities in order.. best add i have read for awhile.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2966247329.html

Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.

Aw. Damn. Saw that one and was gonna repost it here. Beaten.

[radon222]

LOL. ok at least he is honest and has his priorities in order.. best add i have read for awhile.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2966247329.html

Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.

Ummm after seeing the photo of the wife.....  keep the bike dude  

[ConPilot1]

Might be better off selling them as "Art Supplies"
Could make some cool planter boxes with them, or maybe a neat sculpture   Although $25 is rather steep

That one on the far right, paint it up like Toecutters' helmet in Mad Max and sell it on the japanese market for about $500

[rgbeard]

LOL. ok at least he is honest and has his priorities in order.. best add i have read for awhile.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2966247329.html

Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.

Sorry to tell him, but a weathered-looking 94 Aspencade isn't going to generate much for the Boob job.

[Smarti]

 

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/2949601873.html

2000 Moto Guzzi V11 Sport - $3875 (Upper Darby)