Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Papa Lazarou]

That Honda engine looks stock to me.

I've always said that Honda makes some very nice lawn mowers.

[Kneescrubber]

 

I've always said that Honda makes some very nice lawn mowers.

And generators!

[Flyover Country Joe]

$1250.00

[919]

That Honda engine looks stock to me.

Not to mention the brakes.  I wouldn't mount that style brake on my bicycle.......  

[brkhldr58]

http://quadcities.craigslist.org/mcy/2976101662.html

Majestic Stead Ready to Fly - $4000 (Colona, Il)

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Date: 2012-04-24, 7:55AM CDT
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I can no longer handle the amazing powers of this magical beast. We have had a great run together but I have grown weak from all of the ladies. One turn of the key and all of the women with in 30 miles describe having a "wierd" sensation in their panties they cannot explain. If they happen to catch a glimpse of this bike all bets are off. I was almost hospitalized once from having so many women tearing my clothes off and groping me while stopped at a stop light. That is why I will be including a free stick that is to be carried with the new owner so you can beat the ladies off and make your escape. Unless that is what you are looking for, then you are welcome. If you think you can handle the power and women they can both be yours for $4000. THis is a 95 Harley Davidson that is titled as an 883 and has a 1200 kit. There has been great detail taken when this bike was built. It has hand made fenders, custom tank, extra wide rear tire,twisted spoke rims, and the tins are powder coated for a one of a kind look. If you like standing out and wetting panties I have got your back. 309-269-5115.

[brockep]

1999 HAYABUSA unrestricted custom bike carpenter race motor 220rwhp custom one off wheels, 240 rear tire, 18in strech, air ride, air shifter, much much more show/strip its a built bike so yes its fast i have two busa and dont ride this bike much $9000 obo call Ric 515-559-3699 or kavin 913-565-0487 anytime no low balling over 20k in this bike look at pictures and drull (this is my brothers bike, if you are serious give me a call and I will have the bike trailered to my house)

Just don't look for it to turn.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2988282573.html

[919]

1999 HAYABUSA unrestricted custom bike carpenter race motor 220rwhp custom one off wheels, 240 rear tire, 18in strech, air ride, air shifter, much much more show/strip its a built bike so yes its fast i have two busa and dont ride this bike much $9000 obo call Ric 515-559-3699 or kavin 913-565-0487 anytime no low balling over 20k in this bike look at pictures and drull (this is my brothers bike, if you are serious give me a call and I will have the bike trailered to my house)

Just don't look for it to turn.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2988282573.html

It's stretched AND bedazzled!!

[Fourstring]

It's stretched AND bedazzled!!

Number is for "serious people only".  How many serious people ride around with fucking Pacman on their windshield?

[stromgal]

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2988282573.html (Da Pacman Busa)

OMG I am so totally drulling over this bike...

[jetapumper]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/2989687982.html


"had ignition fire....ran before fire"!  

[chesthing]

Poor clueless bastard. Not only does he think he can get 100% of his money back on his 1 year old GS, he thinks he can get 80% back on his farkels on top of that. Seriously, this guy is in for an awakening - I guess noone told him about BMW's less than stellar resale values http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2998307037.html
"I am selling this incredible bike. I guarantee that this bike does not have the smallest scratch or blemish. It is a work of art and ready for the most extreme motorcycle adventure or
just back and forth from work. Heads will turn when you take her out for a ride. If you purchase this bike and are not local I will pick you up at Denver International Airport and you can
ride it home. I have spent $29,387.25 building this bike and that does not include Labor, Taxes and shipping costs for parts. I am asking $27,500 but will consider reasonable offers."

[NoGear]

Poor clueless bastard. Not only does he think he can get 100% of his money back on his 1 year old GS, he thinks he can get 80% back on his farkels on top of that. Seriously, this guy is in for an awakening - I guess noone told him about BMW's less than stellar resale values http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2998307037.html
"I am selling this incredible bike. I guarantee that this bike does not have the smallest scratch or blemish. It is a work of art and ready for the most extreme motorcycle adventure or
just back and forth from work. Heads will turn when you take her out for a ride. If you purchase this bike and are not local I will pick you up at Denver International Airport and you can
ride it home. I have spent $29,387.25 building this bike and that does not include Labor, Taxes and shipping costs for parts. I am asking $27,500 but will consider reasonable offers."

He spent a lot of money on a bike that he hardly road (1,222 miles) That's two weeks of normal commuting for me or a 2 day road trip. It's a nice bike and I want one but I wouldn't pay that much....   Maybe I'll look at it again in the fall when it still hasn't sold.

[veefer800canuck]

Well, he's generously knocking off about a dollar for every mile he rode. Smokin deal!

 

[shootist]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/3000331636.html


''''''''' 200 MPH SPORT BIKE ''''''''''''''' - $5000 (IRWIN)

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Date: 2012-05-06, 9:21PM EDT
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A '97 Sprint hitting 200 mph?   Awesomeness defined.

[kwb377]

Well, he's generously knocking off about a dollar for every mile he rode. Smokin deal!

And he's a swell guy, not charging for "labor, taxes and shipping costs for parts..."

 

[vulcanbill]

NICE!!!

http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/2985314609.html

[vulcanbill]

Another

http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/2987881742.html

[Justin]

Poor clueless bastard. Not only does he think he can get 100% of his money back on his 1 year old GS, he thinks he can get 80% back on his farkels on top of that. Seriously, this guy is in for an awakening - I guess noone told him about BMW's less than stellar resale values http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2998307037.html
"I am selling this incredible bike. I guarantee that this bike does not have the smallest scratch or blemish. It is a work of art and ready for the most extreme motorcycle adventure or
just back and forth from work. Heads will turn when you take her out for a ride. If you purchase this bike and are not local I will pick you up at Denver International Airport and you can
ride it home. I have spent $29,387.25 building this bike and that does not include Labor, Taxes and shipping costs for parts. I am asking $27,500 but will consider reasonable offers."

He spent more time farkling it than he did ride it. What a shame.

[VTFatBastard]

How about a 1984 Honda Rebel 250 for only $3000?

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3000902183.html

VTFB

[CosmicCowboy]

How about a 1984 Honda Rebel 250 for only $3000?

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3000902183.html

VTFB

It's fully pimped. Which apparently means just throwing on an old pair of saddle bags.