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« on: February 16, 2009, 12:55:16 PM »

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1028226286.html

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It's free and clear and never been wrecked (except the road rash) or salvaged or anything like that.


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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »


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It's free and clear and never been wrecked (except the road rash) or salvaged or anything like that.




Ahahah Lol... that is priceless. Thank you craigslist for bringing little bits of joy into our lives one dumb ad at a time.
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 12:59:51 PM »

 Lol Damn gravity.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 01:02:26 PM »

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Cause, you know, road rash spontaneously happens without any actual road contact Lol
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 01:04:23 PM »

I think he meant to say that there was cosmetic damage only. But that is still funny as hell.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 03:01:03 PM »

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Yeah, any time you see "rides great" or "mechanically 100%", you know it's taken a slide or two down the road.  Lol  And they usually take a whopping $100 off of the KBB retail price.

Every spring, I post this to Craigslist for a laugh... the best part is all the angry emails I get.  Lol

200x Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 FIRM

UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE.  IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT.  I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA.  SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG.  THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE.  THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO.  THERE TRICK YO.  I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP.  ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT.  $3700 FIRM!  I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS!  LOL K PEACE.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 03:03:11 PM »




Every spring, I post this to Craigslist for a laugh... the best part is all the angry emails I get.  Lol



Alright, now you have to post the email replies  Lol
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 03:10:28 PM »


(ad is Websensed for me...)

Yeah, any time you see "rides great" or "mechanically 100%", you know it's taken a slide or two down the road.  Lol  And they usually take a whopping $100 off of the KBB retail price.

Every spring, I post this to Craigslist for a laugh... the best part is all the angry emails I get.  Lol

200x Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 FIRM

UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE.  IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT.  I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA.  SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG.  THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE.  THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO.  THERE TRICK YO.  I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP.  ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT.  $3700 FIRM!  I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS!  LOL K PEACE.


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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »

I never saved them... should have.  About 1/4 of them are "That was hilarious!".  

The other 3/4 of them are "You're an idiot!  That bike is only worth $2400!  What makes you think you can get the $$$ you spent in GAS back?  You big stupid jerk etc, etc..."   Lol Lol Lol

Trolling Craigslist is like shooting fish in a barrell, but damn it's fun every now and then.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 03:31:40 PM »


(ad is Websensed for me...)

Yeah, any time you see "rides great" or "mechanically 100%", you know it's taken a slide or two down the road.  Lol  And they usually take a whopping $100 off of the KBB retail price.

Every spring, I post this to Craigslist for a laugh... the best part is all the angry emails I get.  Lol

200x Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 FIRM

UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE.  IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT.  I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA.  SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG.  THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE.  THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO.  THERE TRICK YO.  I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP.  ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT.  $3700 FIRM!  I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS!  LOL K PEACE.


Mind if this tuns up on the Hampton Roads, Va craigslist?  I'd love to give it a try.  LOL K PEACE.... genius!
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 04:37:47 PM »

Meh.. go for it!  Just be sure to post the angry responses!
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 04:50:39 PM »

How about this one Craigslist ATL:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/mcy/1036281910.html

i dont need no beauty queen car or motorcycle i just need something to get me to point a and b and has to have clean title .. i dont have money however i do tattoos and im good at what i do and i dont work at a shop my work is all custom and you dont have to pay shops high prices thats a positive and im 100 percent sterile

and please dont waiste my time i wont waiste yours thnx


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This is like a window into some kind of alternate white trash economy.  Lol
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 05:06:42 PM »


How about this one Craigslist ATL:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/mcy/1036281910.html

i dont need no beauty queen car or motorcycle i just need something to get me to point a and b and has to have clean title .. i dont have money however i do tattoos and im good at what i do and i dont work at a shop my work is all custom and you dont have to pay shops high prices thats a positive and im 100 percent sterile

and please dont waiste my time i wont waiste yours thnx


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This is like a window into some kind of alternate white trash economy.  Lol


Just don't ask him to write anything as part of your tattoo... if he can't spell his own email address correctly, WTH is he going to carve into YOU?
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 06:08:48 PM »

I love sending mean emails to idiots who post dumbass shit on craigslist.  Lol
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 12:03:39 AM »

How do I flag this thread?
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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2009, 12:39:20 AM »

Ok, I've been saving a few up....

This is an aerodynamic feat of lower alabama engineering....


Would you go in the woods with this guy?


Similar to the troll but worser  Crazy
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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2009, 01:04:46 AM »



I actually want to see if that guy would take $3k for it.
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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2009, 01:56:57 PM »

Lovely suggestions here-now there's a free UK bike sale site that could do with a spot of nonsense...
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2009, 02:50:22 PM »

he said seattle is expensive and is selling the bike to keep the car...but there are two other bikes in one of those pics!  so which is it?

yes, the 'i never wrecked it except for when i wrecked that one time' is a classic!
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2009, 03:11:02 PM »


(ad is Websensed for me...)

Yeah, any time you see "rides great" or "mechanically 100%", you know it's taken a slide or two down the road.  Lol  And they usually take a whopping $100 off of the KBB retail price.

Every spring, I post this to Craigslist for a laugh... the best part is all the angry emails I get.  Lol

200x Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 FIRM

UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE.  IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT.  I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA.  SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG.  THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE.  THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO.  THERE TRICK YO.  I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP.  ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT.  $3700 FIRM!  I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS!  LOL K PEACE.


Awesome.  I'm gonna give it a shot and see how she goes over here in Grand Rapids, MI.
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