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« on: February 20, 2009, 09:22:58 PM »

I received the latest edition of my AMA magazine and near the back I see an advertisement for perhaps the gayest cycle ever. Thankfully its not a real cycle but a collectable toy. A Dale Jr., Mountain Dew, Chopper. I went to the Hamilton Collection web site to get this photo and there were tons of other gay cycle for other NASCAR drivers, teddy bears in gay pirate outfits, it amazes me what some people will spend they're $ on. Useless little gay dust collectors.
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 09:25:26 PM »

I think it has great lines.  I'm not a chopper guy but its very artistic.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 09:27:07 PM »

I just noticed you own a Multistrada?????



Need I say More.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 09:31:34 PM »

With an avatar like that, and you're throwing stones?  Dude, yer dude's doing another dude!  Lol
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 09:32:54 PM »

I thought the Pacific Coast was. Shrug
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 09:40:53 PM »


I just noticed you own a Multistrada?????



Need I say More.


As if that Hyabusa of yours is good looking? At least my multistrada and your Hyabusa are real ridable motorycycles
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 09:43:47 PM »

You're upset because of an 8" long toy motorcycle?   Headscratch
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 09:55:07 PM »

Gayest has to be a late 80's VTR250 with the Barbie paint job.

Or something called a Nightrod.  Not the bike, but the name is kinda, umm, gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 10:22:10 PM »


You're upset because of an 8" long toy motorcycle?   Headscratch

Peel the onion.
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You're upset because of an 8" long toy motorcycle?   Headscratch


Envy because someone has an 8" toy?  Shrug

You know the rules, if it's different than what we like then it must be "gay". It's just the rules.

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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 06:48:18 AM »

It looks like the new Honda Fury, with decals.
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 10:42:52 AM »

The Suzuki Gladius is the gayest cycle ever.  It is the George Michael of motorcycles.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 11:35:46 AM »

I think this may be a repost, but this bike is way more out there:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412864&highlight=1200gs

And as an added bonus, you get pages of fun comments to look through courtesy of Adv Rider forum!
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2009, 11:59:41 AM »


I think this may be a repost, but this bike is way more out there:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412864&highlight=1200gs

And as an added bonus, you get pages of fun comments to look through courtesy of Adv Rider forum!


You know, I gotta believe that even in New York, people think that sucks.   Lol Lol
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 12:12:41 PM »

The Honda Rune is definitely the gayest.

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 12:31:19 PM »


I think this may be a repost, but this bike is way more out there:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412864&highlight=1200gs

And as an added bonus, you get pages of fun comments to look through courtesy of Adv Rider forum!



Holy crap, that one wins.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 12:33:10 PM »

Anyone who rides a burgman has no business calling another bike gay.  Twofinger
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2009, 12:42:48 PM »


Anyone who rides a burgman has no business calling another bike gay.  Twofinger


I'm completely unapologetic about riding Burgertime, whether it be the local 12 year-olds who are calling me names or some insecure person from the internet.

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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 12:43:03 PM »

Anyone who follows NASCRAP knows that to be truly gay, the bike would have to bear the number 24......
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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2009, 12:56:26 PM »




I'm completely unapologetic about riding Burgertime, whether it be the local 12 year-olds who are calling me names or some insecure person from the internet.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q112/jzorns/Trash%20Talking/internetman.jpg



Insecure? Haaahahahahaaa far from it. I saw a bunch of 40 somethings riding burgmans last summer around town and I laughed my fucking ass off!
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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2009, 01:22:09 PM »


I think this may be a repost, but this bike is way more out there:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412864&highlight=1200gs

And as an added bonus, you get pages of fun comments to look through courtesy of Adv Rider forum!


 EEK!  Not only did someone do that to a motorcycle, this make up wearing _______ (fill in the blank) did this to a BMW R1200GS Adventure. Thats ashamed!

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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2009, 01:55:02 PM »

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Insecure? Haaahahahahaaa far from it. I saw a bunch of 40 somethings riding burgmans last summer around town and I laughed my fucking ass off!



40 somethings?

WTF?

I resemble that remark...

And f*ck it - - I'll bet those geezers were having a better time riding their Burgmans than you did laughing at them!

Yer gayer than gay.   The gayest.   Gayer than the gay dude from Adv Rider.   Gayer than the pirates.   Gayer than the NASCRAP bike.  

Gayer (gasp) than the fat-boy from the internet....

(biiitch...)           Twofinger
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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2009, 02:23:44 PM »



..................to be truly gay, the bike would have to bear the number 24......




Ex-fuckin-zactly!


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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2009, 02:52:22 PM »

It's from CRASHCAR!
What did you want? Critical thought put into design?
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My 96 Z has more technology than any CRASHCAR out there!
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2) Huge number plate that means nothing? Check!
3) Is the engineering all wrong? Check!
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40 somethings?

WTF?

I resemble that remark...

And f*ck it - - I'll bet those geezers were having a better time riding their Burgmans than you did laughing at them!

Yer gayer than gay.   The gayest.   Gayer than the gay dude from Adv Rider.   Gayer than the pirates.   Gayer than the NASCRAP bike.  

Gayer (gasp) than the fat-boy from the internet....

(biiitch...)           Twofinger



Nothing wrong with being forty something, i'm almost there myself. But burgmans are gay and funny. Your comments are lame and not funny.  Twofinger
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« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2009, 03:47:51 PM »


Add a few stickers...... Twofinger
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2009, 07:04:55 PM »

My guess is the GSXScooter will kick the "88" cruiser's arse.
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« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2009, 07:29:30 PM »

Does no one else see the irony?

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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2009, 07:45:48 PM »

Ray Savant's GS is really kind of a mix for me.

Anyone who would have a pink bike.... I mean...... initial thoughts are - "Man, that's GAY".




but then to have this image on the bike:



and explain the image like this:

----------------- QUOTE -----------------------

This little masterpiece was created for the windshield of my bike. I am in it, who else could that be, and so is my bike (notice the model of the bike tattooed on her breasts) but in the form a fertility goddess. This is a loaded piece. There are three themes that combine it make it a powerful piece of art.

   1. The fact that she is being sexually degraded, perhaps racially degraded and altogether completely dominated in humiliating fashion. As is evident by the below points. Did you miss any ? Smile
         1. The dog collar around her neck
         2. I am holding her leash in my hands
         3. I am grabbing her hair as well
         4. I have my boot on her ass
         5. My cum is all over her breasts
         6. She is nude
   2. The fact that she is toasting with her martini glass to my beer bottle shows that for her this is a perfectly normal situation for her. Socially she is at home and comfortable with this kind of domination and humiliation by me.
   3. While she accepts this complete and utter domination from me she rejects the rest of the world and loathes and disdains them, as is evident by the following.
         1. She is wearing sunglasses, not because she is ashamed but because she deems herself too important to allow normal folks to make eye contact with her, she is a fertility goddess after all.
         2. She is giving the finger to the world, as if saying "If you don't like this then you do not understand and are thus worthless, so fuck off weaklings"
         3. She is licking my cum off her massive breasts.

Indeed a powerful work. A few people have asked me to give them large printed and framed copies for their wall, but PG-13. I refuse to censor.

--------------- UNQUOTE ---------------------

That's not gay .... but it's .....  ????????????
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« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2009, 05:16:00 AM »


The Honda Rune is definitely the gayest.





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That's not gay .... but it's .....  ????????????

I always suspected ADVrider wuz a sado-masochist web site.

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« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2009, 08:12:13 AM »


That's not gay .... but it's .....  ????????????


"Tasteless" springs to mind.
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« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2009, 11:27:15 AM »

I'm scared
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« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2009, 11:31:46 AM »

You mean the pink BMW GS guy isn't on the short-list of riding/drinking buddies?    Lol

Where's the sense of adventure and quest for diversity?   Crazy
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« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2009, 12:01:50 PM »

rgbeard, how about a picture resize on that?  Crazy
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« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »

Remember  - YOU asked for it.



The dude has it painted on the windscreen of the GS.


more information on this interesting individual here:

http://raysavant.com/?page_id=35

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« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »





Insecure? Haaahahahahaaa far from it. I saw a bunch of 40 somethings riding burgmans last summer around town and I laughed my fucking ass off!
that's because their Miata's were in the shop.
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« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2009, 01:51:31 PM »


that's because their Miata's were in the shop.


 rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2009, 08:30:23 AM »

Guys,
guy rolled up to the shop on a blue with the yellow stripe CBR 1000 .......if that ain't gay......
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« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2009, 09:07:04 AM »


Ray Savant's GS is really kind of a mix for me.

Anyone who would have a pink bike.... I mean...... initial thoughts are - "Man, that's GAY".


and explain the image like this:

----------------- QUOTE -----------------------

This little masterpiece was created for the windshield of my bike. I am in it, who else could that be, and so is my bike (notice the model of the bike tattooed on her breasts) but in the form a fertility goddess. This is a loaded piece. There are three themes that combine it make it a powerful piece of art.

   1. The fact that she is being sexually degraded, perhaps racially degraded and altogether completely dominated in humiliating fashion. As is evident by the below points. Did you miss any ? Smile
         1. The dog collar around her neck
         2. I am holding her leash in my hands
         3. I am grabbing her hair as well
         4. I have my boot on her ass
         5. My cum is all over her breasts
         6. She is nude
   2. The fact that she is toasting with her martini glass to my beer bottle shows that for her this is a perfectly normal situation for her. Socially she is at home and comfortable with this kind of domination and humiliation by me.
   3. While she accepts this complete and utter domination from me she rejects the rest of the world and loathes and disdains them, as is evident by the following.
         1. She is wearing sunglasses, not because she is ashamed but because she deems herself too important to allow normal folks to make eye contact with her, she is a fertility goddess after all.
         2. She is giving the finger to the world, as if saying "If you don't like this then you do not understand and are thus worthless, so fuck off weaklings"
         3. She is licking my cum off her massive breasts.

Indeed a powerful work. A few people have asked me to give them large printed and framed copies for their wall, but PG-13. I refuse to censor.

--------------- UNQUOTE ---------------------

That's not gay .... but it's .....  ????????????


Racially degraded? WTF? I'd respect him more if he were gay. "I'm a misogynist" is not a good defense of one's sexual orientation.  Twofinger
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« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2009, 09:18:22 AM »

Not that there's  anything wrong with that.
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« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2009, 02:32:09 PM »

We are not here to judge.
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« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2009, 02:58:38 PM »

If this is a trike (hard, er . . . I mean, difficult to tell) than it is definitely the gayest cycle ever.

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« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2009, 03:16:40 PM »



 my fucking ass


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« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2009, 06:10:28 PM »




No wonder you are qualified to decide what is gay.



That was weak, try again canuck.
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« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2009, 06:48:38 PM »

Gayest cycle evar?

Don't think you'll top this'n...

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« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2009, 07:30:39 PM »


Gayest cycle evar?

Don't think you'll top this'n...

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/1KPerDay/Miscellaneous/Ugly%20Bikes/Drugsarebad2.jpg

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In my original post, it wasn't the cycle itself that I was calling gay, it was the worship of all things NASCAR, especially grown men worshiping Dale Jr. enough to purchase dust collecting models of bikes that pay omage to NASCAR.
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« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2009, 07:33:58 PM »

Well, any bike mfg that has the word "April" in it's name definitely 100% absolutely is gay.
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« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2009, 07:36:20 PM »


Well, any bike mfg that has the word "April" in it's name definitely 100% absolutely is gay.


Dude, you ride a Harley.  Chrome and chaps are totally gay.   Bigsmile
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« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2009, 07:37:33 PM »




Dude, you ride a Harley.  Chrome and chaps are totally gay.   Bigsmile


Not the way I wear them.  I make them look really really really butch.
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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2009, 09:42:56 PM »





That was weak, try again canuck.


Ah, ... no thanks ...  yank.
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« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2009, 09:48:21 PM »




Not the way I wear them.  I make them look really really really butch.


What does this mean? Headscratch

I went to Cape Cod once on vacation, went on a day trip to Providencetown. I saw a bunch of guys wearing just chaps and a jock strap or something...............

do you mean THAT kind of butch?

I think that would qualify as TOTALLY GAY!!!!!!! Lol Lol Lol Lol
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« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2009, 09:59:13 PM »


I received the latest edition of my AMA magazine and near the back I see an advertisement for perhaps the gayest cycle ever. Thankfully its not a real cycle but a collectable toy. A Dale Jr., Mountain Dew, Chopper. I went to the Hamilton Collection web site to get this photo and there were tons of other gay cycle for other NASCAR drivers, teddy bears in gay pirate outfits, it amazes me what some people will spend they're $ on. Useless little gay dust collectors.



Could you sound any more like a homophobic closet case?
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« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2009, 02:38:49 PM »




Not the way I wear them.  I make them look really really really butch.



You really aren't doing yourself any favors with that statement.
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« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2009, 02:51:58 PM »




Could you sound any more like a homophobic closet case?


Says the guy with "Magnificent" and "Sexy" in his sig lines/avi.   Inlove   :leghump:
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« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »




Says the guy with "Magnificent" and "Sexy" in his sig lines/avi.   Inlove   :leghump:


 Lol Lol he's got you there
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« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2009, 04:09:34 PM »





You really aren't doing yourself any favors with that statement.


Ok, how about I say I make them look really really really REALLY butch?  Does that help?

 Lol

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« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2009, 11:58:48 PM »


I think this may be a repost, but this bike is way more out there:

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412864&highlight=1200gs

And as an added bonus, you get pages of fun comments to look through courtesy of Adv Rider forum!


Holy Crap - 101 pages.  Fucking Epic.
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« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2009, 01:01:28 AM »

The 04 Ducati Multistrada, 06 Triumph 675, 06 Honda CRF250X?  Headscratch
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Holy Crap - 101 pages.  Fucking Epic.

Actually it's 305 pages.  And to call anything on the bike art, you also need to call the doodles of hairy penises in middle school notebooks art as well.   Razz
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« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2009, 08:48:47 AM »


I just noticed you own a Multistrada?????



Need I say More.


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And to call anything on the bike art, you also need to call the doodles of hairy penises in middle school notebooks art as well.   Razz


I was doodlin' naked versions of my female classmates.  Shrug
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« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2009, 10:33:16 AM »




I was doodlin' naked versions of my female classmates.  Shrug


And they probably looked better than the stuff on that bike.  Razz
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« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2009, 10:45:02 AM »




HEY!  Mad2        Wink




No wind drag there.
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« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2009, 10:53:26 AM »


----------------- QUOTE -----------------------

This little masterpiece was created for the windshield of my bike. I am in it, who else could that be, and so is my bike (notice the model of the bike tattooed on her breasts) but in the form a fertility goddess. This is a loaded piece. There are three themes that combine it make it a powerful piece of art.

   1. The fact that she is being sexually degraded, perhaps racially degraded and altogether completely dominated in humiliating fashion. As is evident by the below points. Did you miss any ? Smile
         1. The dog collar around her neck
         2. I am holding her leash in my hands
         3. I am grabbing her hair as well
         4. I have my boot on her ass
         5. My cum is all over her breasts
         6. She is nude
   2. The fact that she is toasting with her martini glass to my beer bottle shows that for her this is a perfectly normal situation for her. Socially she is at home and comfortable with this kind of domination and humiliation by me.
   3. While she accepts this complete and utter domination from me she rejects the rest of the world and loathes and disdains them, as is evident by the following.
         1. She is wearing sunglasses, not because she is ashamed but because she deems herself too important to allow normal folks to make eye contact with her, she is a fertility goddess after all.
         2. She is giving the finger to the world, as if saying "If you don't like this then you do not understand and are thus worthless, so fuck off weaklings"
         3. She is licking my cum off her massive breasts.

Indeed a powerful work. A few people have asked me to give them large printed and framed copies for their wall, but PG-13. I refuse to censor.

--------------- UNQUOTE ---------------------




Wow, er....dude has issues. Yawn
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Insecure? Haaahahahahaaa far from it. I saw a bunch of 40 somethings riding burgmans last summer around town and I laughed my fucking ass off!


Yeah, but we've already established exactly how big a douche bag you are, so...
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« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2009, 11:38:20 AM »

I gotta vote for the name "Gladius", and the add. where the guy is doing a happy jump in the air next to the bike.   I'm sure the bike is fine, but I think the 1st and 2nd gen. SV650 looks better.
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Wow, er....dude has issues. Yawn


Eh.  Some people are like that, and if the person on the other end of the leash is just as willing I'm not gonna judge.

Him and her I'm not gonna judge.

The bike - it's still pretty f**king ghey.
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« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2009, 11:44:46 AM »

There sure is a lot of gay talk on this board.   Headscratch
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Eh.  Some people are like that, and if the person on the other end of the leash is just as willing I'm not gonna judge.

Him and her I'm not gonna judge.

The bike - it's still pretty f**king ghey.

It's not the sex that gives it away, IMHO. It's the manner in which he talks about it that is revealing about is personality.
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« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2009, 12:48:04 PM »



It's not the sex that gives it away, IMHO. It's the manner in which he talks about it that is revealing about is personality.


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Fetish - So what's yours?
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« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2009, 01:20:02 PM »




Wow, er....dude has issues. Yawn


You think?
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« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2009, 01:34:07 PM »




Intardweb Psycho-Analist,

Fetish - So what's yours?


MOTORCYCLES!  Bigok

See...

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc269/photomd/moto%20guzzi%20rebuild/DSC04997.jpg

However, this ain't about me. It's about someone's self esteem being bolstered by publicly degrading someone in a way that only the OP can do...and it's so cool that people want copies to hang on their wall. Maybe that's true, maybe it's not. IMHO, it's need for external gratification, not the sex, that is the problem.

So chimera, what's your's.  Wink
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« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2009, 02:35:08 PM »

These ads are GAY!!

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/Videos/
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« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2009, 06:53:01 PM »



Your posting that that was gay, was so ghey!   Twofinger
 
 
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« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2009, 11:57:43 AM »


Says the guy with "Magnificent" and "Sexy" in his sig lines/avi.   Inlove   :leghump:


So many witty retorts, but I don't wanna make you blush...  Cool

PS... Fabulous... if I'd used fabulous instead of magnificent... then you'd be on to something.





No wind drag there.


IN drag...
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« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2009, 05:23:01 PM »


+1 on the blue and white Suzuki Gaydius
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« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2009, 05:37:30 PM »

Holy old ass thread revival batman.  Rolleyes
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« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2009, 08:17:28 PM »


Holy old ass thread revival batman.  Rolleyes


Yeah and you had to post again in it too.    Clap
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« Reply #80 on: May 15, 2009, 12:25:00 PM »

how about "ghey"?  Wink
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« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2009, 12:55:22 PM »

Definitely gay.   One of my friends that happens to be gay, said it was gay, too.   How gay is that?
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #82 on: May 15, 2009, 03:16:10 PM »


Definitely gay.   One of my friends that happens to be gay, said it was gay, too.   How gay is that?


That's meta-gay
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« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2009, 11:20:52 PM »


Four pages, hardly competes with ADV riders' 305 pages on that atrocious pink BMW and the misogyny of the owner.

But what is with this 'gay' nonsense.  

I bet most of us know brothers, sisters, cousins, friends, workmates who are 'gay' or 'lesbian' so why don't we grow up, and stop acting like a bunch of school yard bullies, taunting kids and anyone else who is 'different'.  Why can't we lose 'gay' as a pejorative label?  I don't want to return to the days when gays and lesbians had to hide in their sexuality for fear of being arrested, beaten and murdered.  So can I politely suggest that we chose to use language that is less offensive.

Can I suggest some other descriptors of bikes we dislike?

Abhorrent
Hideous
Tawdry
Tacky
Tasteless
Ugly
Vomitrocious   Bigsmile  (my daughter's favourite)


Canadians are so gay.   Rolleyes



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