Where the hell is Chili????

[bluepoof]

Last time he was on the left coast he wound up in some sort of bondage apparatus.  

*whistles innocently*  

[CDN]

*whistles innocently*  

And got pierced...

[Burners]

And got pierced...

Really!? Where?

[bluepoof]

Really!? Where?

That was SOOOO 2004!  

[DogBoy]

That was SOOOO 2004!  

I believe he was traumatized by (the real) Bigfoot later that day.

[Cheddarhead]

I'll be doing a trip to Thunder Bay this May/June. If he's still in Illinois, when the roads clear up, I'll ride down and pick him up.

As a bonus, I've got at least one day at the drags before the trip. Chili ever go drag racing on a 9 second bike?

Can't offer a drag bike experience...but there's a spot for Chili going "Around the Lakes" over Memorial Day weekend...he can cross the Macinac Bridge and dip his toes in Lake Superior...

[maddjack]

so who is taking Chili to the National?

[Fourstring]

Well, Chili's out of my hands.

We took a little trip...


to Denny's Farklemania for a tire change.


Chili doesn't really get his hands dirty.  He mostly sat there, supervised, and drank all our beer.


Seeker's got him now; ST.N contingent is heading south in early April to meet up with another ST.N contingent in Arkansas.  Chili will be along for the ride and getting the hell out of the frozen north.

*sniff*  Goodbye Chili.  You were more than a friend.  You were more like....

...like a plush doll that lived in my garage while I tried to figure out what to do with you.  Yeah, that's it.

[toddrod]

You kept Chili in the garage?!?!   Where the strip clubs closed in your town?  

[mxvet57]

You kept Chili in the garage?!?!   Where the strip clubs closed in your town?  

it's not all fun and games. Chili has to do some work on the bike.

can't forget Chili base jumping in Milwaukee.

[Fourstring]

You kept Chili in the garage?!?!   Where the strip clubs closed in your town?  

Next time you're around, I'm taking you to Uncle Paulie's.  And running for the hills.  

Nah, my garage is nicer than my house.  He didn't mind too much, and I forgot him less when I went for a ride.  Besides, he'd be an amputee by now with the cat in the house.

[greench440]

So Seeker has him now?

Slonisku is going to be competing in the 2009 Iron Butt. We need to make sure he gets the Chili man by the first week in August.

[DavidLSI]

Now Chilli is in the hands of Glory_Racer of MO.  Although he did need a little primer on who Chilli is.

[Mac]

In case anyone is still wondering where Chili is, see the following.

[twist]

So is Glory_Racer taking him to the National?  Chili has to be at the National.

[maddjack]

He better be at the National,its bad karma otherwise

[birdrunner]

Now Chilli is in the hands of Glory_Racer of MO.  Although he did need a little primer on who Chilli is.

If he needed a prime,  he's not worthy!  

[toddrod]

Attention ST.Ners and future Chili travel partners....


Yeah.... wassup with people not too familiar with Chili suddenly getting access and personal travel time with Chili?!? If everything goes well, that's great! I'm not pointing fingers at anyone who has recently been with Chili and taken good care of him. However, I'm afraid that in the future Chili may possibly end up in the hands of someone who may not respect the purpose of Chili, or even worse, someone who may be disrespectful of all that Chili and ST.N represents (such as tossing him from the top of a building with a plastic bag for a parachute?!?! wtf!!1!1!!!11)

Please, do not give Chili arbitrarily to anyone that asks. Consider who is asking for Chili, and if they have a distinct plan to travel with Chili. There should not be any "Chili was hanging out with me for 4 months because my bike was garaged for the winter."

Additionally, Chili MUST be in attendance at EVERY annual National meet. There are NO excuses for Chili to miss this. If you have Chili now, you better make sure he is on his way to the National before passing him to the next ST.Ner.

[Tony T]

I second everything Todd said.  

Chili is a hardcore RIDER!! He carves the twisties with the sport-touring crowd and plays in the mud with the dirt bikes riders. He rides long distance with the IBA members and tours to uncharted destinations with the wanderlust riders. On the rare occasion when he’s not on a bike having a good time, you just might be lucky enough to catch sight of him eating like a king, drinking like a fish, or chasing women like teenage boy that just hit puberty.

The things Chili gets grumpy about is riding in cars, ape-hangers, when the beer runs out, being in one place for too long, roadside breakdowns, dudes in ass-less chaps, snowboarding, slippery pavement, being boxed-up and shipped somewhere, crashes, boring roads, oil discussions, scuba-diving, drivers talking on the cell phone while driving, political discussions, grid-lock traffic, base jumping, being left behind, working on anything but the next route, finishing his beer, or meal.

I hope this has enlightened peeps that didn’t know all this and I hope he makes it to the national. But above all, I certainly hope he competes in the 2009 IBR.  

[DredheadV2.0]

+1 on the fellas above.

I mean, seriously.