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« on: June 16, 2009, 01:22:02 PM »
"If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you guess they arrested me for?"





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« on: June 16, 2009, 01:22:02 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 01:24:21 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 01:27:11 PM »
Excessive Speed, too easy, next question!
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 01:27:53 PM »
For a good reason.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 01:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Tar Snake on June 16, 2009, 01:27:11 PM

Excessive Speed, too easy, next question!
But the point of this is for the next poster to say so about you)




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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 01:29:30 PM »
Quote from: ksann on June 16, 2009, 01:28:06 PM

But the point of this is for the next poster to say so about you)




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I that case I plead excessive cluelessness, I don't catch on easily... Wink
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 01:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Tar Snake on June 16, 2009, 01:29:30 PM



I that case I plead excessive cluelessness, I don't catch on easily... Wink

Considering where you live, driving without talking on a cellphone.  Razz
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2009, 02:01:53 PM »
Quote from: cultureslayer on June 16, 2009, 01:46:26 PM


Considering where you live, driving without talking on a cellphone.  Razz


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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2009, 02:54:11 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2009, 02:59:27 PM »
Walking your busted, broken down, won't run for the Queen, good for anchor Sprint down the highway. . ..   Razz
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 03:22:43 PM »
Quote from: hovmaven on June 16, 2009, 02:59:27 PM

Walking your busted, broken down, won't run for the Queen, good for anchor Sprint down the highway. . ..   Razz

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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: ksann on June 16, 2009, 01:22:02 PM

"If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you guess they arrested me for?"

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Eying little girls with bad intent...Hey, Aqualung!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 04:02:54 PM »
Quote from: GerryPetrecca on June 16, 2009, 03:27:14 PM



Eying little girls with bad intent...Hey, Aqualung!!
Hey, definitely not.

One of the few laws that I would never even thinking about breaking.



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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 05:18:09 PM »
Quote from: ksann on June 16, 2009, 01:22:02 PM

"If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you guess they arrested me for?"


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Sleeping with the Chief's Wife.  

Or Daughter.

Actually, Both.  At the same time.

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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 05:22:01 PM »
Quote from: BMW-K on June 16, 2009, 05:18:09 PM



Sleeping with the Chief's Wife.  

Or Daughter.

Actually, Both.  At the same time.

Freak.

Nope, only the wife, and maybe her sister  Wink
And his sister too  Bigsmile



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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2009, 05:23:03 PM »

Loitering with intent.
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2009, 05:26:58 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2009, 05:43:45 PM »
Quote from: ksann on June 16, 2009, 05:22:01 PM

Nope, only the wife, and maybe her sister  Wink
And his sister too  Bigsmile



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Illicit cohabitation bewteen a man and a married woman. Inlove It is still a Felony in Michigan! Crazy
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2009, 07:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Ack535 on June 16, 2009, 05:43:45 PM



Illicit cohabitation bewteen a man and a married woman. Inlove It is still a Felony in Michigan! Crazy
Then I better stay out of MI.......




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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2009, 09:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Ack535 on June 16, 2009, 05:43:45 PM



Illicit cohabitation bewteen a man and a married woman. Inlove It is still a Felony in Michigan! Crazy


Uh...Guilty...several times...

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