A great day riding my motorcycle

[tankhead]

Hi, I rode my motorcycle today around South Jersey. I rode by myself and it was wonderful.  I saw some of the pine barrens, the ocean, and some lakes.  The leaves were beautiful and some actually hit my helmet while I was riding.  One hit my front lights also.  Overall it was a great day.  At the end of the ride I felt my nipple piercing and my large 10 gauge ear hole and felt satisfied.  A very good day.  Now for the education:


Church Of Body Modification – Teen’s Piercings Religion – A new strange church named the Church of Body Modification has inspired teens around the world to pierce themselves. To most, the ritual is all about self-esteem and spiritual growth. The church says that body modification is way to express yourself through piercing or changing the shape of your body. Richard Ivey III, a minister at the church, said that body modification is all about the mind body and soul.

“Sometimes what you do to the body can strengthen the mind and soul or bring the mind and soul into harmony with the body,” he said.

It is a strange new trend that has been making its way slowly across the country. A number of documentaries popularized the practice over the course of the last several years and many young people have taken the concept and run with it. It will be interesting to see how large the church can become in the future.


I really love my religion of body modification.  It makes me feel complete.  I wake up and feel great that I have these holes in my body.  So much so that I wanted to share all of my thoughts on this topic with those who could benefit from this religion.  

[bluepoof]

I'm down to 9 body piercings (from an all-time high of 17, sigh, I miss some of those earrings that didn't play well with helmets).

Blowing one's nose while wearing a full face helmet with two nose studs can be a bit of a religious experience, I'll give you that.

[Rincewind]

Well played, tankhead!    

[tankhead]

I'm glad somebody understands! Ridiculous. No big deal........ at all!!!!  Not necessary to delete the whole post. I enjoyed the ride report.  I hope that you include more ride reports, I would even ride one of them and shake your hand after the sermon but really not necessary here.  My underpants are not all tight.  Not at all.  Don't wear them.  But I really don't respond to the pointless banter ever and hardly read much of it. Mostly because it is on sections of STN that I don't frequent much.  I don't care what everybody thinks: politically, religiously, catiously, baconsiounsly, camelosoiously, beamersiously, Obamasiously>  I come to this web site to educate myself and learn about other people who are interested in MOTORCYCLING for the LONG HAUL. SPORT_TOURING.  I hope my point was made.  I love each and everyone of you. Have a great night. I hope you enjoyed the show.  

[scottzilla]

Allow me to introduce you all to my friend Satan.  Here's a brochure.

[Cablebandit]

This post is a pure win.  Well played sir.  

[chornbe]

Allow me to introduce you all to my friend Satan.  Here's a brochure.

Thanks a lot asshole. Another invoked bad ass mutha I gotta go clean up after. Cthulu rather kick's satan's ass, so tell pitchfork boy to just hang tight a few minutes and I'll get to him when I'm done over here.

You fucking people can't just let the demon lords lie for one fucking minute, can you?

[Spanky]

Were some of the piercings getting caught on your underwear?    

[tankhead]

Were some of the piercings getting caught on your underwear?    

Pure Genius.

[Mastros2]

“Sometimes what you do to the body can strengthen the mind and soul or bring the mind and soul into harmony with the body,” he said.

I can see the truth to this with motorcycling.  

Thanks for making us laugh though!