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« on: March 27, 2012, 07:17:32 PM »

I thought this was interesting.  This really happened.  

I was riding my 1125R this past Sunday morning on a quiet road.  As I crossed an intersection, this bitch in an Audi A6 pulled out of a side street.  She did NOT even slow down.  She just rolled right into the main road as if she owned it and had a green light, and then went into the lane I was in (it was a 2-lane road).  I had to swerve onto opposing traffic to avoid a collision.  Man!  Was I pissed!  WTF!  Donít people respect Stop signs anymore?  I flipped her off.  Then this bitch sped up a bit so I slowed down with the thought of giving her a piece of my mind, maybe kick her mirror in or something.  When she caught up to me, I looked over and was about to let her have itÖ.then I saw her.  She was apologizing.  Most importantly, she was smokiní hot!  Holy moly!  I thought I was looking at the eyes and face of a Kate Beckinsale lookalike.  

All of a sudden, all my anger disappeared. I mean it just disappeared.  I was really surprised at the apology.  Did I also mention that she was smokiní hot?  I forgave her right there and then.  I probably would have bought her a cup of coffee or glass of wine just to stare at her.  Iím one shallow SOB!  
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 07:21:04 PM »

Too bad you didn't have a go-pro  Sad

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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 07:23:06 PM »

Yes I know.

Lessons:

#1  An apology goes a long way (because you took responsibility for your actions)*
#2  It helps if you are one hot looking babe
#3  Never leave home without your Go-Pro Camera!

*How many SOB's cut you off then get mad that you honked at them?  Fookers all of them!  
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 07:24:54 PM »


Did I also mention that she was smokiní hot?  I forgave her right there and then.



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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 07:41:54 PM »

Ain't it the truth.  We are bastards-but the genes are at fault.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 07:55:23 PM »

i was out with a group of guys and was in the lead the other day, a second before i had a bike on my left and all of a sudden a car appeared as it was merging into one lane,

and sure enough as soon as he was even with my front tire i see a blinker and brake lights so i slammed on my brakes, he turned right in front of me so i turned with him, pulled up to him at the stop sign and knocked on his window,

he gave me a what are you gonna do about it look, and he was driving a new beemer, so i looked back at him and  took my fist and put a huge dent in his door, i was gonna take off his mirror but felt the mirror would be to easy to replace.

i want him sitting at a dealership with some german guy saying we are ordering you a door skin you will be back to normal in 4 weeks. as soon as i hit him he sped off in a hurry, but he took a right which would mean he meant to do what he did because he was one street over going the way he had came,

when we all stopped all the guys said he cut them off too, the funny thing was they heard me hit his door from a block away, this year i am in a educate the cager mood, cut me off and you will pay a simple sorry won't help you a bit, use your mirror or lose it.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 08:25:37 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 10:47:30 PM »

"Dear STN, I never thought this could happen to me...."
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 11:13:25 PM »

Now you know why your wife never gets a ticket, but you always do.
My kids used to spill the beans about the policeman pulling Mom over, but she never got a ticket!!!
Lost a few buttons????   Never worked for me!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 11:26:55 PM »


"Dear STN, I never thought this could happen to me...."


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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 08:41:43 AM »

Yeah, hot women live a completely different life than everyone else. Wink
The broad Rogue encountered has never heard the word "No" ever.
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 08:50:09 AM »

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired

 
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 09:41:59 AM »

Honestly, I have no idea how men ever got into positions of power and "rule the world"   Embarassment
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 09:52:54 AM »


Honestly, I have no idea how men ever got into positions of power and "rule the world"   Embarassment
We were here first.  Bigsmile
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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 10:02:47 AM »


Honestly, I have no idea how men ever got into positions of power and "rule the world"   Embarassment


I'm not sure we do ;-}

During middle school, my daughter came home, ready to take to the barricades in defence of the Equal Rights Amendment.

"I want to have rights that are equal to any man's!" she said.

"And why exactly do you wish to move backwards?" I asked?

Her Mom smirked, but she just got pissy (middle school, remember).
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 10:08:19 AM »


Honestly, I have no idea how men ever got into positions of power and "rule the world"   Embarassment



Me neither.  Go make me a sandwich.
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 10:10:07 AM »





Me neither.  Go make me a sandwich.


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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2012, 10:21:22 AM »


i was out with a group of guys and was in the lead the other day, a second before i had a bike on my left and all of a sudden a car appeared as it was merging into one lane,

and sure enough as soon as he was even with my front tire i see a blinker and brake lights so i slammed on my brakes, he turned right in front of me so i turned with him, pulled up to him at the stop sign and knocked on his window,

he gave me a what are you gonna do about it look, and he was driving a new beemer, so i looked back at him and  took my fist and put a huge dent in his door, i was gonna take off his mirror but felt the mirror would be to easy to replace.

i want him sitting at a dealership with some german guy saying we are ordering you a door skin you will be back to normal in 4 weeks. as soon as i hit him he sped off in a hurry, but he took a right which would mean he meant to do what he did because he was one street over going the way he had came,

when we all stopped all the guys said he cut them off too, the funny thing was they heard me hit his door from a block away, this year i am in a educate the cager mood, cut me off and you will pay a simple sorry won't help you a bit, use your mirror or lose it.

Careful, you never know what the other guy might do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJTXLuu7_0Y
Edit: just realized this video has its own thread, sorry for the double post
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2012, 10:49:44 AM »


Honestly, I have no idea how men ever got into positions of power and "rule the world"   Embarassment


Some of us realize that every girl has one and that that is not what make her special.  The real truth is there is no power in the pussy because many give it away for nothing or next to nothing.
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