kids say the funniest things

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black hills:
my girls (12 & 14) just got back from the Bahama's with thier mother (nice to see my child support put to good use :rolleyes:). We are sitting on the couch and the youngest says:
"I think I got jet leg"
"huh"
" I think I got jet leg, you know the stuff you get from flying all day in those cramped seats...jet leg"
when her sister and I finally got done rolling on the floor we explained the it was Jet Lag... she failed to see the humor :headscratch:
when she went to bed I told her the jet leg should be gone by morning... "you're never gonna let this one go are you dad?"
"sorry baby it is just too good to pass up :D

veefer800canuck:
haha!

radon222:
hey now!!

I've got a 36" inseam and trust me... Jet Leg is real!! :bigok:

Jim M.:
My daughter, now 17, has been an athlete (travel soccer) since she was 8 years old. One evening when she was about 12, she was at the computer wanting to look at new cleats. Suddenly she goes, "OH MY GOSH!!", followed by fast hitting the keyboard. She turns around and says, "Apparently Dick's Sporting Goods is NOT Dicks dot com!!! :eek:
I shouldn't have, but I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath for a few minutes!

CosmicCowboy:
Last Christmas my son (4, at the time) got a commando set. Little machine gun, plastic knife, combat helmet. One night he comes up to me with the knife, points it at me, and says "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

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