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Rogue
Menace to Society
Reputation 38
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Motorcycles: Buell and Honda
Miles Typed: 6632
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 03:04:54 PM » |
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BMW riders don't know what to do with erections?  Holy shit that's bad! |
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atadaskew
Reputation 154
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Motorcycles: A Vethpa and thome other thcooter
GPS: Venice Beach, California.
Miles Typed: 11823
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 03:10:35 PM » |
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BMW riders don't know what to do with erections? To be fair there is no mention of that in the Aerostich catalogue. |
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I'm hip about time, I just gotta go.
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mxvet57
Let's find some twisty's
Reputation -174
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Years Contributed: '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 04 FJR1300 88 EX500 05 YZ250 01 YZ 250 91 KX 500
GPS: Mt. prospect ill.
Miles Typed: 14109
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Loud horns save lives
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 03:43:46 PM » |
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A four hour erection? YES  |
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It's not the fall that will kill you it's that sudden stop
04 FJR 1300 1/4 million mile club
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Kneescrubber
King of the 90º flat turn
Reputation 5
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Motorcycles: '99 Honda VFR, '73 BMW R75/5
GPS: The western U.S. is strewn with paper maps I've lost from my tankbag.
Miles Typed: 3191
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Just a little more
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2012, 03:56:55 PM » |
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A four hour erection? YES yeah, Susan and I were sitting on the couch a few years ago when one of those ed commercials came on. I nudged her in the ribs and gave her one of those single raised eyebrow looks. She replied, "you're on your own after the first hour".  |
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I'm on ST.N so its not like I'm a productive member of society anyway. DogBoy
It's the internet. It runs on drama. Cablebandit
A squid with gear is a Hooligan. dm_gsxr
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RedCBRRider
Mr. Fabulous
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Miles Typed: 2519
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 04:16:10 PM » |
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Wow! I think I'm going to go ride my BMW. I'll let you know what happens.
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2012 BMW R1200RT
2010 Yamaha FJR
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Condor
What difference at this point does it make?
Reputation 17
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Years Contributed: '09
Motorcycles: R1200GS, F800GT, SV650S
GPS: Waukesha, WI
Miles Typed: 623
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 04:24:32 PM » |
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So, what happened? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Ron
"The Cops never think it's as funny as you do" - Ben
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 04:24:32 PM » |
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Meemuh
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Years Contributed: '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 1981 XS650, 2000 Concours
GPS: Holland, MI
Miles Typed: 1250
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2012, 04:41:26 PM » |
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To be fair - you only gave him 8 minutes, Condor...
If he's got a four hour Beemer wiener, he's got better things to do that post on here.
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Condor
What difference at this point does it make?
Reputation 17
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Years Contributed: '09
Motorcycles: R1200GS, F800GT, SV650S
GPS: Waukesha, WI
Miles Typed: 623
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2012, 05:14:07 PM » |
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That is precisely why I thought I could get a quick answer.
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Ron
"The Cops never think it's as funny as you do" - Ben
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ConPilot1
Seven Pupils In My Eye
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 05:14:58 PM » |
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Well Beemer riders are all hard-ons anyway aren't they??  |
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halloween over.
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bubba zanetti
2008 Moto Guzzi Norge
Reputation 47
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Years Contributed: '06, '07, '08, '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Kootenays British Columbia above the US eh ...eh?
Miles Typed: 4716
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 05:18:10 PM » |
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[quote author=atadaskew link=topic=71430.msg1659767#msg1659767 date=133556417 I'm surprised his Dr didn't just prescribe one ride on an FJR to cure that.   [/quote] |
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« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 05:22:12 PM by bubba zanetti »
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falconati
you love it
Reputation 37
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Motorcycles: Ducati Hypermotard 796, Aprilia Futura, Aprilia Falco
GPS: Madison, WI
Miles Typed: 5496
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Baller
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 05:37:00 PM » |
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What a dickhead.
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PatM
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Motorcycles: FJR1300A 2009
GPS: Montreal, Canada
Miles Typed: 484
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On the road again
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2012, 02:51:53 AM » |
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Hardly
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Ride safe!
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Gary B.
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Motorcycles: '06 Concours, '06 DR650
GPS: SE Wisconsin
Miles Typed: 511
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2012, 12:21:27 PM » |
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I'm not lazy, I just have advanced time-management skills.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2012, 12:21:27 PM » |
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kebrider
Reputation 3
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Motorcycles: 07 VFR, 12 Tiger 800 (Road)
Miles Typed: 52
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2012, 05:15:23 AM » |
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The ED ads always say to call a doctor if an erection lasting 4 hours or longer. I always tell the girl that's so they can swing by and give you a high five. Always wanted to make the call to see how many nurse would volunteer a house call.
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -46918
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8839
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2012, 05:56:26 AM » |
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Cue jokes about whether the case will stand up in court or not....
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Eat more eels
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radon222
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Motorcycles: '05 R1150GS Adv, '12 R1200RT
GPS: Pasadena, MD
Miles Typed: 274
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2012, 11:32:33 AM » |
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What was in the link? I did read it yet cause I'm too busy ordering a Corbin saddle for the GSA  |
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blueridgerider
Kerygmist
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Years Contributed: '08
Motorcycles: 2007 R1200GS - Just the one now
GPS: Lenoir, North Carolina
Miles Typed: 1591
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2012, 06:36:26 PM » |
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Cue jokes about whether the case will stand up in court or not....
He has a good case. I hear there is a lot of hard evidence. |
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bassjones
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GPS: Fort Wayne, IN
Miles Typed: 2368
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2012, 07:19:13 PM » |
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BMW - the Corvette for motorcyclists
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -46918
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8839
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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2012, 12:46:12 AM » |
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He has a good case. I hear there is a lot of hard evidence.
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Eat more eels
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Atitalongtime
Built for Comfort, adicted to Speed
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Motorcycles: K1200GT
GPS: North Texas
Miles Typed: 461
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« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2012, 07:23:00 AM » |
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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Rogue
Menace to Society
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Motorcycles: Buell and Honda
Miles Typed: 6632
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2012, 08:04:54 AM » |
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Welcome to last Friday. |
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Rogue
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Liquidsilver
Ozark Speed Junkee
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Miles Typed: 1103
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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2012, 08:46:45 AM » |
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Cue jokes about whether the case will stand up in court or not....
WINNAHH!! |
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FBRR
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Miles Typed: 718
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« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2012, 09:29:04 AM » |
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Now if he could just get it "heated".
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UFO
Reputation 173
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Motorcycles: '10 MTS1200R
GPS: Here in the now...
Miles Typed: 13002
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1759...or less
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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2012, 09:34:25 AM » |
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I'm surprised his Dr didn't just prescribe one ride on an FJR to cure that.
Okay, that one got me. Probably because it didn't come from country and I wasn't expecting it (and don't have you on ignore ) |
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Ralf
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Motorcycles: CBR600F2, TDR250
GPS: Munich
Miles Typed: 542
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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2012, 09:39:17 AM » |
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Seems like a real bone of contention
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
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mxvet57
Let's find some twisty's
Reputation -174
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Years Contributed: '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 04 FJR1300 88 EX500 05 YZ250 01 YZ 250 91 KX 500
GPS: Mt. prospect ill.
Miles Typed: 14109
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Loud horns save lives
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2012, 09:51:48 AM » |
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Is that a walking cane you have there sir.
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It's not the fall that will kill you it's that sudden stop
04 FJR 1300 1/4 million mile club
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -46918
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8839
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2012, 10:34:08 AM » |
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Bit of a cock up all round, here.
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -46918
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Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8839
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2012, 10:39:24 AM » |
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Eat more eels
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k0guz
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GPS: Rifle, Colorado
Miles Typed: 33
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2012, 11:39:15 AM » |
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Didn't he realize that you are never supposed to use Viagra while motorcycling?
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73's
Steve, K0GUZ
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Rincewind
Reputation 89
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Years Contributed: '08, '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: Tiger 800; Gladius SFV650
GPS: SEPA
Miles Typed: 13455
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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2012, 12:22:26 PM » |
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This is news because it's the first time someone got turned on by a BMW motorcycle.
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Hoochie Papa
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Motorcycles: 1981 Honda Passport-(Hers), 2005 Suzuki Boulevard C50T- (Hers), 2002 Suzuki SV650s (Mine)
GPS: Calgary, Alberta
Miles Typed: 340
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2012, 12:45:31 PM » |
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I am sueing Suzuki for not providing the same service.
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I wear the pants in my house. My wife says I am allowed to tell people that.
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C 4
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Motorcycles: 96 Kawasaki ZX 11
GPS: Phoenix,AZ
Miles Typed: 141
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"Unicorns and Glitter"
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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2012, 06:56:03 PM » |
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I am sueing Suzuki for not providing the same service.
I'm with you, should start a class action against all the Japanese manufacturers. My Kawi has never done that. |
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mxvet57
Let's find some twisty's
Reputation -174
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Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 04 FJR1300 88 EX500 05 YZ250 01 YZ 250 91 KX 500
GPS: Mt. prospect ill.
Miles Typed: 14109
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Loud horns save lives
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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2012, 07:19:44 PM » |
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I'm with you, should start a class action against all the Japanese manufacturers. My Kawi has never done that.
Turn the throttle. Works for me. |
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It's not the fall that will kill you it's that sudden stop
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cbsnbiker
I speak only for myself.
Reputation -383
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Motorcycles: BMWs: '98 K1200RS, '74 R90/6, '07 F650GS; '06 F650GS (RIP), '94 R1100RS (someone else enjoys it now).
GPS: Upstate NY
Miles Typed: 5693
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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 07:35:13 PM » |
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Compared to the other companies, BMW offers stiff competition.
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BMWMOA Life Member, MSF-certified RiderCoach, etc.
Sorry I'm not going to read your link. If it contradicts what I&
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Bain Dramage
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GPS: Elk Grove, Ca
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« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2012, 05:34:09 AM » |
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SAN FRANCISCO (CN) - A man claims in court that a four-hour ride on a BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism," which left him "unable to engage in sexual activity." The man sued BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, which made the seat, in a bare bones complaint. Aside from four pages of checked boxes, the complaint states, in its entirety, that on May 1, 2010, "Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants. "Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle." He seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress. He is represented by Vernon Bradley of Sausalito. Article: http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/04/27/46030.htm |
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Papa Lazarou
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Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8839
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« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2012, 07:54:29 AM » |
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Sorry to hear that, it must be hard for him.
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TBirdVI
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Miles Typed: 153
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Only in Idaho??
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« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2012, 11:49:40 AM » |
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I think this lawsuit is frivolous. He has a perpetual erection and can't engage in sexual activity? What does he want, flowers? |
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crispiegee1
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Motorcycles: 2001 Yamaha YZF600R; 1974 Moto Guzzi 850 Eldorado
GPS: Buffalo, NY
Miles Typed: 1115
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« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2012, 10:28:59 AM » |
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I think he's shamelessly publicity-seeking in order to boost his dating prospects.  There's no grounds for a lawsuit against BMW, as the seat is made for Corbin. Quite honestly, the same situation arose for me on my Moto Guzzi... I wrote them a thank you letter.  |
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cbsnbiker
I speak only for myself.
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Motorcycles: BMWs: '98 K1200RS, '74 R90/6, '07 F650GS; '06 F650GS (RIP), '94 R1100RS (someone else enjoys it now).
GPS: Upstate NY
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« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2012, 10:40:45 AM » |
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There were a few years in which BMW offered Corbin saddles as standard or optional equipment. It is possible that the motorcycle in question is one of these -- doubtful, but possible.
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Wheelnerd
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GPS: Behind the Zion Curtain
Miles Typed: 150
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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2012, 06:42:02 PM » |
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BMW riders don't know what to do with erections? Holy shit that's bad! Pushing the 'menu' button doesn't bring up an option for happy ending. |
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