My irrational Zooey Doucheanel rant

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atadaskew:
Quote from: kyzrex on May 04, 2012, 08:08:54 AM

Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, would you? :D

I said it was irrational.

Maybe I'd enjoy it more if the sound was muted...

Aww, icky cute wook at wat, wut iz dat weird wet stwuff, iz dat wain?!!!

Yes it is f-in rain! What else could it be, King F-In Kong peeing on your f-in house?!!!

AAAAAAAArg, going HULK!!

I need help.

Rincewind:
Here I thought Guzzi riders were mellow people. :lol:

atadaskew:
Quote from: Rincewind on May 04, 2012, 09:01:55 AM

You're right - that was a pretty irrational rant. She is pretty much the opposite of a douche.

Oh, much better.

Wearing a kid's cowboy hat and toy gun, then having a Jack Handy Deep Thoughts moment.
Thank you for that.

Did she say "Wut iz dis weird sandy stuff? Siri, am I on a beach?"

Siri " Yes you f-in douche you are on a beach."

AAAAARRRRR!!!!
Posted on: May 04, 2012, 09:49:32 AMQuote from: UFO on May 04, 2012, 08:10:41 AM

Man card....revoked.

Man card? MAN CARD? My Vespa key is on a Hello Kitty key chain.

Man f-in card. F.

AAAARRRR!

Real Bad Attitude:
Quote from: atadaskew on May 04, 2012, 09:46:29 AM

I said it was irrational.

Maybe I'd enjoy it more if the sound was muted...

Aww, icky cute wook at wat, wut iz dat weird wet stwuff, iz dat wain?!!!

Yes it is f-in rain! What else could it be, King F-In Kong peeing on your f-in house?!!!

AAAAAAAArg, going HULK!!

I need help.

Sorry, I don't think you can be helped. To far gone.

Hambonee:
Quote from: atadaskew on May 04, 2012, 09:53:56 AM

Oh, much better.

Wearing a kid's cowboy hat and toy gun, then having a Jack Handy Deep Thoughts moment.
Thank you for that.

Did she say "Wut iz dis weird sandy stuff? Siri, am I on a beach?"

Siri " Yes you f-in douche you are on a beach."

AAAAARRRRR!!!!
Posted on: May 04, 2012, 09:49:32 AM

Man card? MAN CARD? My Vespa key is on a Hello Kitty key chain.

Man f-in card. F.

AAAARRRR!

Ohhh..c'mon..you should just sit there and drool and accept the syrupy sweet crap they feed you as real people. These peeps are deep I tell you!!!

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