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« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2012, 10:39:15 AM »






Now those two together, there's a sandwich. Katy and Zooey are both smoking hot.  Inlove  Thumbsup
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« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2012, 10:44:04 AM »



I could go for a Deschanel sandwich.




Zooey is cute. Emily looks like a dude.
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« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2012, 02:01:42 PM »






Zooey is cute. Emily looks like a dude.


Emily's jaw is very square, which is a typical male trait.  Overall, I think the Deschanel sisters are both cute, but in different ways.

Having said that, Zooey should have NEVER sung that commercial for cotton:

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« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2012, 03:12:43 PM »


Having said that, Zooey should have NEVER sung that commercial for cotton:




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« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2012, 05:26:43 PM »


Ya, she's cute. but not THAT cute...  (or I'm not that desperate)


Yes,  she IS... THAT... CUTE.

Brutally sexy,  infectiously alluring?  hmmm, no.

But, Cute?   Oh yea....  I'm sure Susan Sarandon is about to barge talking about baby ducks.
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« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2012, 06:59:59 PM »

Like children....she should be seen not heard.
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« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2012, 10:40:45 PM »


Like children....she should be seen not heard.


I don't know, she might make some pretty cool noises with the right encouragement.
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« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2012, 10:44:19 PM »


Like children....she should be seen not heard.


She has an OK set of pipes.  I'm just not into her "cutesy" music.

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« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2012, 07:27:36 PM »

Now back to Kat
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« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2012, 07:11:19 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2012, 11:35:03 AM »


She's cute but average looking.  Maybe a 6 from a scale of 1-10.


Since I'm about that myself, plus much older, I can agree with that. Lol
Funny though, she doesn't look much different than when she was in one of my favorite movies, "Almost Famous". Headscratch
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« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2012, 11:59:21 AM »


I was talking with a friend about Zooey and he sent me this.




Katy Perry is so unbelievably hot.

And then my mom had to go and ruin it for me by stating, since she has dark hair with bangs and big blue eyes, that my 5 year old little girl looks like her. Now I can't look at Katy Perry without thinking about my daughter.

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« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2012, 12:47:42 PM »

She has big hands and kind of big feet....which is much like the 6ft tall draq queen that gave me that lower back rub this year at gay pride where I was the DD for my gay friends such that I could have an excuse to find the Bi lesbians and fag hags.

I would hit that.

The great sahllow Shah has spoken.

Now post pictures of Ms. Perry lookin all sexy!
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« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2012, 04:56:36 PM »


She has big hands and kind of big feet....which is much like the 6ft tall draq queen that gave me that lower back rub this year at gay pride where I was the DD for my gay friends such that I could have an excuse to find the Bi lesbians and fag hags.

I would hit that.

The great sahllow Shah has spoken.

Now post pictures of Ms. Perry lookin all sexy!


No - that can't be the one and only Shah, can it?
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« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2012, 05:13:43 PM »




No - that can't be the one and only Shah, can it?


it is indeed.
You can view his triumphant return here:

http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/index.php/topic,72151.0.html
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« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2012, 07:11:44 PM »

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« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2012, 09:54:29 PM »

The way I see it...

Official spokeswoman for cotton.  







Official spokeswoman for leather, chains, and whips.   Inlove

 
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« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2012, 11:16:23 PM »

I like this guy.  Bigsmile
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« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2012, 06:59:12 AM »


The way I see it...

Official spokeswoman for cotton.  






This woman was born to do comedy. I have no idea which one it is. I'm so confused. Wink Bigsmile
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« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2012, 12:59:30 PM »

Am I the only one who had to use Google to find out who these women/girls are?  I know one of them is a singer or something.
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