Facilities Maintenance Rant - Please, join in.

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Fourstring:
Why are all you guys crapping on company time? What am I paying youse for? :angry3:

garry:
Can you spare a square???

Our company wanted to be "green" so they replaced paper towels in the restrooms with jet blow dryers. That means the facilities people rarely visit the restrooms now. I've was burned twice the first week by picking a stall that was out of toilet paper. I'm a Sit, Shit, and Split kinda guy in the stall. No dallying. So now I've learned to look up inside the toilet paper dispenser before pinching a loaf.

county:
I laughed when I read Clay's story and the guy who got his nut sack caught and threw up... :lol:

Keep the stories coming.... :thumbsup:

stew71:
One day, I walked into the men's room at work and noticed one of the crappers is out of commission with a sign to that effect saying parts were on order. So inquiring minds wanted to know, after being out commission for a month, "Why not just run down to Home Depot and buy it?" Nope. Have to go through the proper channels and ordering process. We have ways of doing things around here. Whatever. :facepalm:

It stayed that way for 3 MONTHS. Now in a building of 400 people, with only 4 shitters for the men, and 4 shitters for the women, having even 1 out of service for that long is a big deal. Especially after the lunch hour. You get a lot of unhappy and disgusted faces exiting the bathrooms, knowing that they have suffer through another meeting or shift until they can pinch off that morning loaf.

Finally, someone decided to take matters into their own hands and left behind one of the largest turds Ive ever seen. In the dry bowl. Maybe it was an amalgamation of turds. Hell, it could have been a friggin' grizzly. It was huge. I'm guessing the suspect was fed up and decided to save up the surprise for maintenance.

That sucker was up and running within days.

X1Glider:
Quote from: Carbonero on May 15, 2012, 11:57:14 AM

Is that important...?

It is if he ever wants something bigger than a 9mm.

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