Why Unicorns Often Create Problems

[Papa Lazarou]

Firtsly, they are mythical.

Secondly, they are vicious, flesh eating beasts with red hair

Thirdly, they only feck Virgin Airways,

Fourthky, most Unicorns sing in a falsetto.

[Mr. Whippy]

This is absurd.

My daughter (a senior with a math and physics double major and worked last summer at CERN) has hammered out the details about unicorns, mostly on homework, the borders of midterm and final exams and has even given examples of the various forms of unicorn.  Sven, the white unicorn is good, but a bit narcissistic, for example.

None resemble your crude description, drunken Brit.

[Papa Lazarou]

This is absurd.

My daughter (a senior with a math and physics double major and worked last summer at CERN) has hammered out the details about unicorns, mostly on homework, the borders of midterm and final exams and has even given examples of the various forms of unicorn.  Sven, the white unicorn is good, but a bit narcissistic, for example.

None resemble your crude description, drunken Brit.

And, you and whose army?

[Mr. Whippy]

And, you and whose army?

Certainly not yours.  They're busy directing Olympic traffic and frisking drunken Olympians.

[stew71]

Well then, there's only one thing to do, Papa....



Do it for the children.

[R Doug]

I'm only here because this is one of the most original threads in quite some time.  

That said, I often refer to the member as Mr. Unicorn.  

That is all.

[Blunder]

It's really all about the rainbows. And PEZ.

[atadaskew]

I'm only here because this is one of the most original threads in quite some time.  

That said, I often refer to the member as Mr. Unicorn.  

That is all.

So your member doesn't exist?

[R Doug]

So your member doesn't exist?

It's only a figment of my imagination and that's all I need.  

[Mac]

Secondly, they are vicious, flesh eating beasts with red hair

Unicorns are Irish?

[OmegaSix]

Fucking useless scumbag unicorns.

Fuck 'em.

They should all be taken out back, skinned and hung from the neck until dead, dead, dead.

Their useless little unicorn corpses should be strapped to poles in the city square and left to rot for the public to witness.

I fucking hate them!!!

[Papa Lazarou]

Sense, at last.

[Mr.Black]

Fucking useless scumbag unicorns.

Fuck 'em.

They should all be taken out back, skinned and hung from the neck until dead, dead, dead.

Their useless little unicorn corpses should be strapped to poles in the city square and left to rot for the public to witness.

I fucking hate them!!!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

[Mac]

Heresy!! Per Landover Baptist Church that is an abomination!!

[veefer800canuck]

Unicorn? NSFW, chock full of WTF:

http://www.julianbaker.com/expose/Unicorn-by-Julian-Baker.jpg

[veefer800canuck]

[Mr. Whippy]

Fucking useless scumbag unicorns.

Fuck 'em.

They should all be taken out back, skinned and hung from the neck until dead, dead, dead.

Their useless little unicorn corpses should be strapped to poles in the city square and left to rot for the public to witness.

I fucking hate them!!!

No offense, but when I see your username, sometimes I read it as SmegmaX

[BradleyRas]

[Hell's Bella]

They're less attractive than I might have otherwise imagined.