Why My Harley is So Much Better Than Your Bike

[motormike]

Loud Farts Save Lives.

[coucours grad]

IMHO...

[ConPilot1]

Harley does make nice bungee cords.

[Dave W.]

Obviously they have free wi-fi at the bar you are parked in front of.


My Harley was so awesome that HD ended up keeping it.

With a little help from the Texas state LEMON LAW.

Yours may Qualify too!

http://www.nationallemonlawcenter.com/Auto-Recalls/HARLEY-DAVIDSON.aspx

[dm_gsxr]

Chrome flaming skulls. The ultimate in badass accessories.

Vampire chrome flaming skulls! That'll get the chicks.

Carl

[SalsaShark]

Vampire chrome flaming skulls! That'll get the chicks.

Carl

Only with the matching two-fingered ring...

[Flyer]

And flames?!

Yes, flames.
Great flaming flamers.
Gotta be one.
 

[sleazy rider]

Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

You either fit in here, or you watch real life pass you by.

-The Highwayman


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'twas a great troll perpetrated on ADv by a talented soul.

[sodapop6620]

My bike is paidoff so my bike is way cooler than yours.

[mxvet57]

My bike is paidoff so my bike is way cooler than yours.

^
This

[Rattlehead]

Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

You either fit in here, or you watch real life pass you by.

-The Highwayman


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'twas a great troll perpetrated on ADv by a talented soul.

Wow.......just wow.  
What a load of crap.  

[coucours grad]

Paid cash for mine new...



   I think I get extra cool points too!

[rgbeard]

Paid cash for mine new...



   I think I get extra cool points too!

(threadjack)
I wish more people felt that way.

To me, having been car-payment free and cycle payment free for over 10 years, I can't see ever doing that again.

(end threadjack)

[Carbonero]

Mine was $2450 OTD, got $4000 on my trade in. Bike + check in my pocket.

Total win.  

[Stripes]

Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

You either fit in here, or you watch real life pass you by.

-The Highwayman


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'twas a great troll perpetrated on ADv by a talented soul.

I feel a little dumber now...  

[coucours grad]

Put this one under the catagory of "another cool Harley tee shirt"

[Carbonero]

I feel a little dumber now...  

The HighwayMan is a complete idiot. If you put any stock in what that tool says, you're right there with him.  

[Cricket1]

The HighwayMan is a complete idiot. If you put any stock in what that tool says, you're right there with him. 

Chornbe/ Bubbles/ Chris-

Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners?

[2RR2NV]

Chornbe/ Bubbles/ Chris-

Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners?

thought he was too.... hmmm...  interesting...

for the HWYman post.... what a bunch of horse fecal matter.

[Carbonero]

Chornbe/ Bubbles/ Chris-

Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners?

Yes. Synonymous.

There are "guys who own Harleys" and there are "Harley Guys" (r) (c) (tm)...

Don't be a Harley Guy. Ever.