I mean, you don't have to turn up, no mud or midges or rain, no dodgy local thrash metal band. Sounds perfick. This is not an actual rally so you are totally free to celebrate it as you wish.
This offers you the freedom to enjoy the rally whenever you like, at a location of your choice – food, drink, music, entertainment, silly games, companions, socialising, accommodation, hangovers and travel are entirely optional!
Entrants are encouraged to send photos proving non-attendance at this non-event!
There are some great prizes for entrants including whisky, magazine subscriptions and much more - photos may be posted on our website, categories include
- Furthest distance not travelled
Best club non-attendance
Best alternative rally photo
Best reason given for non-attendance
Further categories may develop dependant on excuses and photos!
Applications for non-attendance can be made by emailing your name, address and club details (if applicable) to email@example.com
and using the button below to donate your £10 entry fee. Please ensure that you include the name in which the donation is made in your entry email to allow us to send you your badge.
A minimum donation of £10 is required for each individual entry, entrants can celebrate the rally as they chose but please remember ;
Non-attendance is absolutely compulsory - we want to make this the biggest non-event of 2012 [/i]