Justin Bieber on His Ducati

[coho]

...First you get a swimming pool full of liquor then you dive in.

Seems to me that would sting a bit.  

[SuperHans]

[monkeybuttpowder]

Wow Page 10!  

[Mr.Black]

Wow Page 10!  

[staedtler]

 

[falconati]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[veefer800canuck]

Whoops, someone just left this laying around and it dropped into this thread by accident.

[Mr.Black]

I was wondering whether or not to have a cigar and a bowl of mac and cheese with bacon bits mixed in or take a nap or perhaps construct a very long run on sentence about nothing.

Wait. Was that a pic of JB with a young perky breasted nubile princess?

[Stripes]

I was wondering whether or not to have a cigar and a bowl of mac and cheese with bacon bits mixed in or take a nap or perhaps construct a very long run on sentence about nothing.

Wait. Was that a pic of JB with a young perky breasted nubile princess?

Yes & yes!

[Dan K]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

A grand plan.  How often does the last one in the bag win the final duel? It would seem a shame if it won solely because the previous winner was destabilized or weakened from its many earlier triumphs.

- Dan

[monkeybuttpowder]

 

[Silverbird]

This thread will be a classic when he OD's on heroin. Quite a punk-ass little shit from what I hear.

[Stripes]

I'd like to hang out w/ him!    I thought that he did a good job on SNL a couple of weeks ago...

[Lawn Dart]

All, will you PLEASE let this thread die?

I'm embarrassed to see bieber dominate a DUCATI board.  

 

Please...PLEASE spend more time out riding than talking about bieber...

Please?  

 

[Stripes]

But he started it.

[Carbonero]

All, will you PLEASE let this thread die?

I'm embarrassed to see bieber dominate a DUCATI board.  

 

Please...PLEASE spend more time out riding than talking about bieber...

Please?  

 

But I was like baby, baby, babeeeeeeeeee


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[Stripes]

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go  

[monkeybuttpowder]

 

[Mr.Black]

http://www.theonion.com/video/nation-agrees-justin-biebers-inevitable-meltdown-c,31592/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

[UFO]

I heard Justin fainted at a concert yesterday in London, then was taken to the hospital after the concert and given a pregnancy test...

...Justin case.

/whips off sunglasses

YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!