It's that time of year again when I head to Florida with the wife and kids to stay with my inlaws in their 1 bedroom condo (

).
I need to escape for a day and can't find anything beyond Harleys for rent.
Anyone aware of how I can get my hands on a sportier bike? Can't find a rental place for anything but Harleys - Eagle rider has a 1200GS, but not wanting one of those either...
Is anyone coming to Chicago that I could offer one of my bikes for a day in exchange for a day in Florida on theirs? I'm an attorney and will gladly draft up a quick waiver/contract for any terms you may want to memorialize in writing.
Not that I have anything against Harleys - I like them fine, and Florida (no twisties) is a great place for one, but I just want something sportier. I don't enjoy dragging floor boards - startles me every time.
Anyway, all suggestions welcome and thanks for your help.
-Dan