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Title: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 14, 2013, 03:52:48 pm
Motorcycles are....


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Dan K on June 14, 2013, 04:14:18 pm
You forgot "therapy" but that's ok.

I've often described the dirt bikes that started my motorized 2 wheel craze as "bikes without pedals."

- Dan


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Doc4216 on June 14, 2013, 04:16:12 pm
What helps me find peace. No dogs barking, no phones ringing, just pure peace!


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 14, 2013, 04:21:58 pm

You forgot "therapy" but that's ok.

I've often described the dirt bikes that started my motorized 2 wheel craze as "bikes without pedals."

- Dan


Fixed


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Stripes on June 15, 2013, 12:07:20 am

Motorcycles are....


...not cars.


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: 2RR2NV on June 15, 2013, 01:55:03 am

What helps me find peace. No dogs barking, no phones ringing, just pure peace!


+1 bazillion!!!!  wife has actually told me to go riding cause i was getting too twitchy.


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2013, 04:14:11 am
I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!




Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2013, 04:15:05 am
Ummm. does anyone have $50K in bail money I could borrow?


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 15, 2013, 04:19:40 am

Ummm. does anyone have $50K in bail money I could borrow?


no


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2013, 04:26:35 am
C'mon, it's only like 20quid.


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Papa Lazarou on June 15, 2013, 05:02:38 am

C'mon, it's only like 20quid.


Do the crime, do the time.  :twofinger:


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2013, 05:19:31 am
Well, I'll tell the plod about that time you were on the M3 with a sheep on the back of the bike.


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Blunder on June 15, 2013, 05:28:21 am

Well, I'll tell the plod about that time you were on the M3 with a sheep on the back of the bike.


Was he on the lamb?


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Scratch33 on June 15, 2013, 06:07:28 am

Motorcycles ARRRRRRRRRR!!


Fxt

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01658/bikers_1658525c.jpg)


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2013, 08:20:13 am



Was he on the lamb?


Ewe know he was.


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: mugwump58 on June 15, 2013, 08:56:08 am
Baduhm bum. He'll be here all week folks, try the veal. :lol:


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: sammyseaman on June 15, 2013, 09:03:02 am
I voted for 8 of them  :banana: :leghump: :chili: :beerchug: :naughty: :pope: :fitz: :wings: :blbl: :omgomgomg:


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: sammyseaman on June 15, 2013, 09:05:34 am

I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!





 :rofl: Post of the year!  :clap:


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: stevent on June 19, 2013, 09:22:15 pm

I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!






Road-Raging Cager, meet Mr. Glock.......      :nono:


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Bouts on April 16, 2014, 10:47:27 am
Therapy, definitely therapy!!!


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: coucours grad on April 16, 2014, 02:55:50 pm




Road-Raging Cager, meet Mr. Glock.......      :nono:


Or Col. Colt......Or my leetle friends Mr Smith and Mr Wesson......


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: R Doug on April 16, 2014, 03:57:25 pm
Dangerous (part of the fun)

such fun (needs NO explanation)

a useful way to get around (makes running to the office or run errands more fun, and

arrrrrrrrr (just because)

I didn't see therapy as an option?   :headscratch:

I ALMOST checked “two wheeled” because I don’t tend to think of trikes (w/ two wheels in front or back) as motorcycles.    But, after spending time on a hack, it’s a damn motorcycle.  Why?  Similar to 2-wheeled motorcycles, it takes a more specialized approach to riding it.  Trikes are motorcycle with training wheels.  


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: Blue is Best on June 06, 2014, 09:52:11 am
Too much fun here. Made my morning coffee that much better!!


Title: Re: Motorcycles are..
Post by: VFRob on October 05, 2014, 11:13:12 am
I know this snarly old codger who like to educate the ignorant cager with the bottom of his right heel to their driver side door as he slowly passes them on his big VTX.
I prefer to choose less congested routes and times so my time on the bike can be a little more Zen-like.  Although I do find myself still mumbling "what the f....." once in awhile.


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