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Question: What have you done at work that would suprise us?
Been drunk and/or high - 46 (19.7%)
Had sex - 42 (18%)
Had sex with self - 24 (10.3%)
Slept - 59 (25.3%)
Snuck out all day, then snuck in before quiting time - 21 (9%)
Ate other peoples food that was in fridge - 18 (7.7%)
Made dookie in boss' desk - 1 (0.4%)
Had sex with boss' hot daughter - 12 (5.2%)
Other (please explain) - 10 (4.3%)
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« on: March 13, 2009, 11:19:51 am »

Ok, what you got? Or what have you witnessed?  Crazy EEK!
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 11:26:52 am »

With our big brother internet proxy the CSO and I watched the office hottie buy goodies for herself at Victoria's Secret, Frederick's of Hollywood, and an online vendor where she obtained an adult stimulation device.
 Lol
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 11:36:29 am »

You've obviously never worked in a fire station...  The whole list happens everyday.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 11:47:48 am »

Had sex with self

We canned a guy for that.  But here's the thing... it was his THIRD OFFENCE!  Lol  Crazy  Evidently the straw that broke the camel's back was our Admin. Assistant walking past his office while he was spanking away to the interpr0n.  

It's nice to know what it actually takes to get canned around here...

When they finally canned him, the IT dept. found that his hard drive was full of porn.  According to my sources, it wasn't exactly legal either. Crazy
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 03:17:09 pm »


You've obviously never worked in a fire station...  The whole list happens everyday.




Thats just a nasty rumor propogated by the media!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 03:40:55 pm »

To the people who voted "Had sex with boss' hot daughter" I have only two thigs to say to you:
1. Bigok and
2.  NeedPics
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 03:42:55 pm »


Had sex with self

We canned a guy for that.  But here's the thing... it was his THIRD OFFENCE!  Lol  Crazy  Evidently the straw that broke the camel's back was our Admin. Assistant walking past his office while he was spanking away to the interpr0n.  

It's nice to know what it actually takes to get canned around here...

When they finally canned him, the IT dept. found that his hard drive was full of porn.  According to my sources, it wasn't exactly legal either. Crazy



I think I use to work with the same guy.  Lol
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 03:46:28 pm »


To the people who voted "Had sex with boss' hot daughter" I have only two thigs to say to you:
1. Bigok and
2.  NeedPics


Well, it was the boss's hot son. Still want pics?  Bigsmile
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 03:47:05 pm »

I'll probably regret posting this somehow, but back in my "wrenching" days I nailed one of the admin girls from the office in a maintenance closet. Talk about romantic.  Inlove  Lol
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 03:51:53 pm »


To the people who voted "Had sex with boss' hot daughter" I have only two thigs to say to you:
1. Bigok and
2.  NeedPics


I wish I had pictures!  This actually happened twice... both happened while I was in radio.

The first time I was sixteen and I took my Program Director's daughter to her senior prom.  After prom, we stopped by the radio station and borrowed one of the production studios.  I'm just glad it was soundproof because she was a little loud.

Then a few years later, I was nineteen and working in Champaign, Illinois.  I met the General Manager's daughter at the station Christmas party.  The party was at his house and we had some fun in her parent's room.  She was seventeen and a senior in high school.  We actually dated until she left for college.  My boss was not happy I was dating his daughter and I'm sure I would have been fired if he knew what we were doing!
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 04:08:44 pm »




Well, it was the boss's hot son. Still want pics?  Bigsmile


Maybe. Are you in them?  couch
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 03:42:10 pm »

Ok...I'll play.

Guilty of the following:

Sex with female co-worker in company car in the company parking lot...during business hours.

Sex with female co-worker of my company at another company facility in the lobby after hours... I had keys to their office and it was convenient.

When I was much younger I worked at a Hotel.  I talked the night auditor girl....into joining me in one of the rooms.  She locked the front door and put up a "back in 20 minutes" sign.  We took care of business.... She looked..."rumpled" the rest of the night.

I witnessed... another employee...receiving a bj...in the supply closet...  from the receptionist.

I witnessed one of the accounting girls....giving a foot job.....to an engineer...under the table during a conference meeting. Funny sh!t....watching him keep is face straight when he reached the "moment".  She knew I caught her....  The next half hour was funny little sideways sexy glances from her...followed by her biting her pencil...and lower lip.  I never said anything about it....I was a good sport... Bigsmile

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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 06:22:54 pm »


Ok...I'll play.

Guilty of the following:

Sex with female co-worker in company car in the company parking lot...during business hours.

Sex with female co-worker of my company at another company facility in the lobby after hours... I had keys to their office and it was convenient.

When I was much younger I worked at a Hotel.  I talked the night auditor girl....into joining me in one of the rooms.  She locked the front door and put up a "back in 20 minutes" sign.  We took care of business.... She looked..."rumpled" the rest of the night.

I witnessed... another employee...receiving a bj...in the supply closet...  from the receptionist.

I witnessed one of the accounting girls....giving a foot job.....to an engineer...under the table during a conference meeting. Funny sh!t....watching him keep is face straight when he reached the "moment".  She knew I caught her....  The next half hour was funny little sideways sexy glances from her...followed by her biting her pencil...and lower lip.  I never said anything about it....I was a good sport... Bigsmile

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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 08:22:58 pm »




You guys hiring?
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2009, 10:38:08 pm »

I need more options.  Lol
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 01:24:29 am »

Other, because when I'm having a bad day some people think I look high/stoned/something ain't right.

When I found a great deal on some frozen food I filled the communal food fridge/freezer's freezer half after my home one was full.  That's about as exciting as it gets in the lab.

Oh, no wait.  There was this one time I was looking for a source of overseas meds and forgot to make sure the volume was muted.  Having your computer claim you've just found a safe site to order medications without a script might not be what your co-workers need to hear.  Lol
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 01:33:23 am »

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Would anything I did surprise anyone here?   Headscratch
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 01:34:52 am »




Well, it was the boss's hot son. Still want pics?  Bigsmile


Well, yeah!
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 08:32:06 am »


That's about as exciting as it gets in the lab.


So why is it every time I look at your sig line I keep thinking it reads, "I can make every day an exploding carnival of excrement."

 Headscratch Lol
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 08:37:54 am »

One day back in the 80's after a Grateful Dead show the night before, I went out and passed out in the bed of my truck for "way to long"
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