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« on: September 06, 2012, 09:40:03 am »


First off, let me get this out of the way; if you donít ride a Harley, your bike sucks Twofinger . My Harley is superior in the ways it counts; not in the geek, fairy world you live in where speed, braking, handling and comfort play a role. No, my Harley is loud. . . really loud. . . so loud that everyone that is anywhere near me when it is running winces and cringes. I pull up and its' shouts and single finger salutes everywhere! My arms are raised up high on my ďape hangersĒ so I get that cool, tingly feeling in my hands, even before I leave the driveway! My feet are stretched forward to the point that any chance of manoeuvrability left from the aforementioned ďape hangersĒ is totally extinguished. . . totally cool. And itís loud. . . really loud. . . so loud that I can fart and my girlfriend on the back hardly notices. . . oh, so cool. And the chrome, ah, the chrome. I have chrome everything from engine to suspension to fenders to gas tank to seat to tires. Iím getting chrome pants next week! Now let me guess, you have no chrome. Pathetic. What does it cost to be as cool as me with this badass Harley? More than you can afford, dummy. That said, Iím open for any trade that will get me into a nice 1998-2001 VFR.

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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 09:46:52 am »

Some of us will neveer be that cool......and I'm OK with that Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 09:47:34 am »

Obvious troll is obvious. And humorous.  Lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 09:55:54 am »


Obvious troll is obvious. And humorous.  Lol


 Withstupid  Lol
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 09:59:08 am »

I might be interested in that trade, but 1st- does your cool bike have highway pegs that I can put my feet up on while I cruise thru the parking lot at bike night, revving my throttle so everyone looks at me and says, yeah, that guy is badass?
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 10:15:18 am »

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11141252/harley-guy
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 10:20:55 am »

Where can I get some of those chrome pants?
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 10:25:08 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-ytACeVM0
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 10:45:52 am »

I have always wanted a Harley but they cost so much...
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 11:19:09 am »


Where can I get some of those chrome pants?


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I feel the urge to start perusing fetish catalogs...
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 11:23:45 am »

(Butthead voice) "shut up Beavis"
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 11:38:24 am »




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And the leg humping starts in 5... 4... 3... 2...
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2012, 11:43:23 am »

 :leghump:
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 11:54:31 am »

But can it pull wheelies?
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 11:55:14 am »

Sorry to hear about your penis.
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 11:57:23 am »


Sorry to hear about your penis.


He's probably getting that chromed to.
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 11:57:52 am »

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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 12:19:16 pm »

Sure it has chrome, but does it have Skulls?
I'm looking for a bike with Skulls, if they are chome skulls that would be perfect.
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 12:20:13 pm »


Sure it has chrome, but does it have Skulls?
I'm looking for a bike with Skulls, if they are chome skulls that would be perfect.


And flames?!  firedevil
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 12:26:38 pm »

Chrome flaming skulls. The ultimate in badass accessories.

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