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« on: September 06, 2012, 09:40:03 am »


First off, let me get this out of the way; if you don’t ride a Harley, your bike sucks Twofinger . My Harley is superior in the ways it counts; not in the geek, fairy world you live in where speed, braking, handling and comfort play a role. No, my Harley is loud. . . really loud. . . so loud that everyone that is anywhere near me when it is running winces and cringes. I pull up and its' shouts and single finger salutes everywhere! My arms are raised up high on my “ape hangers” so I get that cool, tingly feeling in my hands, even before I leave the driveway! My feet are stretched forward to the point that any chance of manoeuvrability left from the aforementioned “ape hangers” is totally extinguished. . . totally cool. And it’s loud. . . really loud. . . so loud that I can fart and my girlfriend on the back hardly notices. . . oh, so cool. And the chrome, ah, the chrome. I have chrome everything from engine to suspension to fenders to gas tank to seat to tires. I’m getting chrome pants next week! Now let me guess, you have no chrome. Pathetic. What does it cost to be as cool as me with this badass Harley? More than you can afford, dummy. That said, I’m open for any trade that will get me into a nice 1998-2001 VFR.

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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 09:46:52 am »

Some of us will neveer be that cool......and I'm OK with that Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 09:47:34 am »

Obvious troll is obvious. And humorous.  Lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 09:55:54 am »


Obvious troll is obvious. And humorous.  Lol


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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 09:59:08 am »

I might be interested in that trade, but 1st- does your cool bike have highway pegs that I can put my feet up on while I cruise thru the parking lot at bike night, revving my throttle so everyone looks at me and says, yeah, that guy is badass?
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 10:15:18 am »

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11141252/harley-guy
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 10:20:55 am »

Where can I get some of those chrome pants?
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 10:25:08 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-ytACeVM0
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 10:45:52 am »

I have always wanted a Harley but they cost so much...
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 11:19:09 am »


Where can I get some of those chrome pants?


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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 11:23:45 am »

(Butthead voice) "shut up Beavis"
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 11:38:24 am »




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And the leg humping starts in 5... 4... 3... 2...
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2012, 11:43:23 am »

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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 11:54:31 am »

But can it pull wheelies?
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 11:55:14 am »

Sorry to hear about your penis.
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 11:57:23 am »


Sorry to hear about your penis.


He's probably getting that chromed to.
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 11:57:52 am »

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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 12:19:16 pm »

Sure it has chrome, but does it have Skulls?
I'm looking for a bike with Skulls, if they are chome skulls that would be perfect.
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 12:20:13 pm »


Sure it has chrome, but does it have Skulls?
I'm looking for a bike with Skulls, if they are chome skulls that would be perfect.


And flames?!  firedevil
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 12:26:38 pm »

Chrome flaming skulls. The ultimate in badass accessories.

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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2012, 12:28:48 pm »

Loud Farts Save Lives.
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2012, 12:58:52 pm »

IMHO...
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 01:03:56 pm »

Harley does make nice bungee cords.
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2012, 01:21:34 pm »

Obviously they have free wi-fi at the bar you are parked in front of.


My Harley was so awesome that HD ended up keeping it.

With a little help from the Texas state LEMON LAW.

Yours may Qualify too!

http://www.nationallemonlawcenter.com/Auto-Recalls/HARLEY-DAVIDSON.aspx
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2012, 01:27:19 pm »


Chrome flaming skulls. The ultimate in badass accessories.




Vampire chrome flaming skulls! That'll get the chicks.

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Vampire chrome flaming skulls! That'll get the chicks.

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Only with the matching two-fingered ring...
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2012, 05:09:40 pm »




And flames?!

Yes, flames.
Great flaming flamers.
Gotta be one.
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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2012, 06:11:11 pm »

Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2012, 07:22:59 am »

My bike is paidoff so my bike is way cooler than yours.
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« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2012, 07:32:28 am »


My bike is paidoff so my bike is way cooler than yours.



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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2012, 07:36:36 am »


Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

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Wow.......just wow.  Crazy
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« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2012, 09:10:26 am »

Paid cash for mine new...



   I think I get extra cool points too!
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« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2012, 10:25:15 am »


Paid cash for mine new...



   I think I get extra cool points too!


(threadjack)
I wish more people felt that way.

To me, having been car-payment free and cycle payment free for over 10 years, I can't see ever doing that again.

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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2012, 11:15:12 am »

Mine was $2450 OTD, got $4000 on my trade in. Bike + check in my pocket.

Total win.  
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« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2012, 11:18:30 am »


Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

You either fit in here, or you watch real life pass you by.

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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2012, 11:21:36 am »

Put this one under the catagory of "another cool Harley tee shirt"
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I feel a little dumber now...  


The HighwayMan is a complete idiot. If you put any stock in what that tool says, you're right there with him.  Nuts Lol
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« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2012, 12:29:53 pm »




The HighwayMan is a complete idiot. If you put any stock in what that tool says, you're right there with him.  Nuts Lol


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Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners? Headscratch
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Chornbe/ Bubbles/ Chris-

Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners? Headscratch


thought he was too.... hmmm...  interesting...

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« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2012, 01:22:43 pm »




Chornbe/ Bubbles/ Chris-

Really, he is??  I thought he was the poster boy for Harley owners? Headscratch


Yes. Synonymous.

There are "guys who own Harleys" and there are "Harley Guys" (r) (c) (tm)...

Don't be a Harley Guy. Ever.
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Yes. Synonymous.

There are "guys who own Harleys" and there are "Harley Guys" (r) (c) (tm)...

Don't be a Harley Guy. Ever.


Riding one of the bikes is bad enough. But that whole chaps and chain drive wallet thing is way too much...
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« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2012, 02:21:30 pm »




Riding one of the bikes is bad enough.


Why?
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« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2012, 02:31:37 pm »

hate to get drug down to bashing, but sometimes I can't help it:

Stopped at the local biker bar and parked the 990Adventure amongst the HD's (although there were a few semi-cleverly disquised vulcans/vtx's/etc.) and walked up on the patio. some guy starts talking to me about getting a HD because they are for "individuals" and "people who do what they want" and "all about the freedom to go where you want"  Headscratch  As I look back at the parking lot and see the ugly duckling sitting amongst the chrome and candy metalflake I find myself speechless Bigsmile
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« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2012, 02:37:09 pm »

I've had that converation a few times myself.....


  "When you gonna go buy a real mans bike?"



   Standard responce is:


"When I get too old to hold  this POS up and ride it."
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« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2012, 02:38:19 pm »




Why?


We did the Harley demo day back in the spring. After all the glowing reports in the magazines about how wonderful they've become I had high hopes. Which quickly turned to disgust in less than 2 miles.  

If I wanted a '74 Superglide I'd have bought one then. If I wanted something that felt like it was struggling just to get to highway speeds I'd buy an old(er) Ford truck. I could haul stuff in it.

The paint and finish on the new bikes seems to be much better. That's unfortunately all I can come up with. The rest felt like it was still 1974. Or maybe 1962.
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« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2012, 02:59:20 pm »

 Lol I love Harley bashing threads!  Smile
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« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2012, 03:05:50 pm »

I don't have any problem with the bikes or those that RIDE them.  Its the Harley "owners" that need a smack.
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« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2012, 03:17:36 pm »

2012 Road Glide I borrowed for a day was a beaut.  Black shiney and flawless finish. Assembly was also perfect and the bike looked fast sitting in the parking lot.


   Then I fired it up. anything other then Idle and the mirrors are useless. (shaking so bad ya cant see)


   Out of the parking lot on a right turn and a hundred dollars of floorboard are scrapping pavement. (Did I mention I've been riding Rice Sport Tourers and UJM's since 1976?) Straightened up and almost crossed yellow....got her pointed and opened her to WOT.....Mirrors are STILL useless.


    Hopped on I-64 and hit 80mph....Wow, this bike does have mirrors!!!  then I bent the wrist and at 83mph the mirrors are gone again. Now, I know I was 10 over at that point but when you come off a bike that is glass smooth at 140mph 2 up this is a bit irritating!


   I'd liken Harleys to beer. Its an aquired taste and while some like my wife prefer the American Lager for its mild (no) taste and cheap price, I prefer the Stouts....


           I'll drive anything 2 wheeled if the price is right though and I've never seen a bottle of beer that I wouldnt kiss on the lips.
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« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2012, 03:25:22 pm »


 Lol I love Harley bashing threads!  Smile


why yes....  we so do.

on a flipside, don't care what they ride, just that they actually ride and not waste all day at the bar. Burning daylight.....  i can't stand poker runs that are just drinking runs. I'm here to ride, Folks!!
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« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2012, 03:36:01 pm »




why yes....  we so do.

on a flipside, don't care what they ride, just that they actually ride and not waste all day at the bar. Burning daylight.....  i can't stand poker runs that are just drinking runs. I'm here to ride, Folks!!


I'm going on one tomorrow.. it's for a great cause and I will have fun with ta lot of old friends, but seriously 9:30-5:00 to do 153 mi. at least there are steaks and beer at the end Bigsmile
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« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2012, 03:49:59 pm »




I'm going on one tomorrow.. it's for a great cause and I will have fun with ta lot of old friends, but seriously 9:30-5:00 to do 153 mi. at least there are steaks and beer at the end Bigsmile


DANNNNGGG...  that's terrible.... but yeah, good to hear they are providing SOMETHING at the end.

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« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2012, 04:03:34 pm »


   Out of the parking lot on a right turn and a hundred dollars of floorboard are scrapping pavement. (Did I mention I've been riding Rice Sport Tourers and UJM's since 1976?) Straightened up and almost crossed yellow....


 
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« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2012, 04:14:38 pm »

I love Harleys.













Mind you, Victories are better.
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« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2012, 04:37:36 pm »


I love Harleys.













Mind you, Victories are better.



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« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2012, 05:57:20 pm »

I don't mind Harleys, and if I lived in Florida I'd consider one as a second bike.  They are what they are - cruisers, without a ton of guts.  Comfortable, handle pretty well, good quality, no lean angle.  YEs, the boards scrape early, but you get used to it and they are still fun to ride - just not on a canyon road (of which, I have none around).

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« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2012, 06:08:02 pm »


Chrome flaming skulls. The ultimate in badass accessories.




That's pretty sick. I wonder how it would look on my ST1300? I could put Velcro on it so I can attach it to my Versys too.  Bigok
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« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2012, 06:27:08 pm »

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« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2012, 10:47:16 pm »


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« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2012, 09:07:54 am »

A lot of the HD faithful liken their rides to "old American muscle cars", and that's the appeal to them. It makes sense in a way. But the "get a real bike" crap is just laughable. Yeah, my bike  goes 150+ mph, gets 45mpg, stops on a dime, will take me on a 2400 mile trip and carve the twisties better than any cruiser. It is a pretty unreal bike isn't it?
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« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2012, 10:08:54 am »

Shove your logical answers in any dark crevasse on your person.

This is STN. No logic allowed. Especially in an HD bashing thread.



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« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2012, 10:20:49 am »




why yes....  we so do.

on a flipside, don't care what they ride, just that they actually ride and not waste all day at the bar. Burning daylight.....  i can't stand poker runs that are just drinking runs. I'm here to ride, Folks!!


I am obliged to mention this:

Dot's cousin, Kurt, lives in upper state NY, about mid-state.  Each year he rides his HD (I can't recall the model, but big, two wheel tourer) down to DC for the Rolling Thunder thing with his wife on the back.  He says he would like to go on longer rides, but he can't get enough time off from work.  BTW, his right leg is artificial.

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« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2012, 12:31:47 pm »




I'm going on one tomorrow.. it's for a great cause and I will have fun with ta lot of old friends, but seriously 9:30-5:00 to do 153 mi. at least there are steaks and beer at the end Bigsmile


So I have to give the HD guys credit. Sure it took 6 1/2 hours to go 150 miles, but:
nobody drank until the last stop, everyone had 1 there.
back in town they had transportation to take you from your hotel/cabin to the social
Everyone was smiling and laughin the whole day
240 people raised $30,000 for the accident victims fund!!

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« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2012, 03:12:52 pm »


Shamelessly stolen!

Real Motorcycling

Stalking the mean streets. Heading a posse deep into the badlands. Carrying the flag for all America in uncertain times. Enforcing good old-fashioned values. Purging the roadhouses of squids and posers. Sitting tall and righteous in the saddle.

Brawny, confident men with a down-to-earth honesty, just like their machines. No need for endless chattering when a couple well-placed fists will set the record straight. No need for a buzzy mess of tiny cylinders when a massive V-Twin does the job in staggering style. Men who wear the same colors as they did yesterday and will tomorrow, instead of fashions and loyalties that are translated from a foreign language and change like the wind. Rough and tumble men who have the force and might to prevail against any odds.

Motorcycles with the torque to twist any atrocity cycle into a pretzel and squash their riders into raw sewage. Engines of iron, pushrods and roller bearings. Power bands as broad as the muscle and pride of the riders. Wheels with spokes, fenders of steel and saddles of leather. The ripping thunder and roar that has become a second national anthem. A sound of authority, of anger and of the power of real men. Men who have earned the respect and awe of all America. Riding machines that define what motorcycling is all about.

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« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2012, 03:33:58 pm »




Reading that gave me an erection.


Reading this gave me an erection
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That's pretty sick. I wonder how it would look on my ST1300? I could put Velcro on it so I can attach it to my Versys too.  Bigok

If I could find one of them with chrome tits, my life would be complete Smile
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« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2012, 09:08:26 am »

Apparently you peckerheads didn't comprehend my first post here. Let me reiterate; "My Harley is Much Better Than your Bike". Now that you all are in awe of my renegade, badass, skull adorned, shirt sleeves with flames self, let me explain the difference between you and me. You wear "all the gear, all the time" and I wear jeans (now chromed), leather, lots of skulls everywhere and flames on my shirt sleeves. It's pretty obvious who the slave to fashion is here. And then there is my bike. My Harley puts out 120 horse power. How do I know that? Because a guy I know who said his Harley, which is a Road King like mine, puts out 100 horse power (it has the "twin cam roller bearings" upgrade) and I beat him in a race. Well, it wasn't really a race, as such, but I did a better job of keeping up with traffic. My bike is badass. Your bikes. . . oh, Lord, where do I start. Your bikes are just plain inferior. I remember one time some punk on a Hayabusa thought his bike was badder than mine. He pulled up to me at a stop light, looking like a dog humping a football, and began revving his engine. Well, when the light changed, I unleashed all of the torque from that big v-twin and got my rear tire to squeal. He was so intimidated that he just sat there and shook his head. I actually felt so bad that, moments later, when he  wheelied past me, I decided not to give him anymore (why make him feel worse than he already felt).

In my next post I'm going to tell you all about my vest. It's got an eagle on it.
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« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2012, 09:41:58 am »

I get all squishy inside imagining that vest.

Please hurry.
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« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2012, 10:11:38 am »


Apparently you peckerheads didn't comprehend my first post here. Let me reiterate; "My Harley is Much Better Than your Bike". Now that you all are in awe of my renegade, badass, skull adorned, shirt sleeves with flames self, let me explain the difference between you and me. You wear "all the gear, all the time" and I wear jeans (now chromed), leather, lots of skulls everywhere and flames on my shirt sleeves. It's pretty obvious who the slave to fashion is here. And then there is my bike. My Harley puts out 120 horse power. How do I know that? Because a guy I know who said his Harley, which is a Road King like mine, puts out 100 horse power (it has the "twin cam roller bearings" upgrade) and I beat him in a race. Well, it wasn't really a race, as such, but I did a better job of keeping up with traffic. My bike is badass. Your bikes. . . oh, Lord, where do I start. Your bikes are just plain inferior. I remember one time some punk on a Hayabusa thought his bike was badder than mine. He pulled up to me at a stop light, looking like a dog humping a football, and began revving his engine. Well, when the light changed, I unleashed all of the torque from that big v-twin and got my rear tire to squeal. He was so intimidated that he just sat there and shook his head. I actually felt so bad that, moments later, when he  wheelied past me, I decided not to give him anymore (why make him feel worse than he already felt).

In my next post I'm going to tell you all about my vest. It's got an eagle on it.


Ok, sweetie.

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« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2012, 10:34:33 am »




Reading this gave me an erection


Reading how his erection gave you an erection doesn't give me an erection. And that  Sad me
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« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2012, 12:27:07 pm »

so does awesomeness come with the bike or is it an option?
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« Reply #70 on: September 21, 2012, 02:41:58 pm »

All those erections with no place to go.....  
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« Reply #71 on: September 21, 2012, 02:43:32 pm »


All those erections with no place to go.....  


I remember those days.  Sad

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« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2012, 04:27:15 pm »

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« Reply #73 on: September 21, 2012, 08:19:30 pm »


All those erections with no place to go.....  


I'll make more!! :leghump:
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« Reply #74 on: September 21, 2012, 08:21:44 pm »


Apparently you peckerheads didn't comprehend my first post here. Let me reiterate; "My Harley is Much Better Than your Bike". Now that you all are in awe of my renegade, badass, skull adorned, shirt sleeves with flames self, let me explain the difference between you and me. You wear "all the gear, all the time" and I wear jeans (now chromed), leather, lots of skulls everywhere and flames on my shirt sleeves. It's pretty obvious who the slave to fashion is here. And then there is my bike. My Harley puts out 120 horse power. How do I know that? Because a guy I know who said his Harley, which is a Road King like mine, puts out 100 horse power (it has the "twin cam roller bearings" upgrade) and I beat him in a race. Well, it wasn't really a race, as such, but I did a better job of keeping up with traffic. My bike is badass. Your bikes. . . oh, Lord, where do I start. Your bikes are just plain inferior. I remember one time some punk on a Hayabusa thought his bike was badder than mine. He pulled up to me at a stop light, looking like a dog humping a football, and began revving his engine. Well, when the light changed, I unleashed all of the torque from that big v-twin and got my rear tire to squeal. He was so intimidated that he just sat there and shook his head. I actually felt so bad that, moments later, when he  wheelied past me, I decided not to give him anymore (why make him feel worse than he already felt).

In my next post I'm going to tell you all about my vest. It's got an eagle on it.


Don't the flies buzzing around your ol' ladies va-jj kind a make you go ew?
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« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2012, 03:37:59 am »




Don't the flies buzzing around your ol' ladies va-jj kind a make you go ew?


OK, you can have her back.
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« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2012, 03:58:46 am »


so does awesomeness come with the bike or is it an option?


Of course it comes with the bike, nimrod, but you can always add more! It's just how much Harley you buy will determine how awesome you become. When I bought my Harley I told the salesman that money was no object as long as the payment was affordable. I wanted all the awesomeness that Harley could offer. He said "I have just the bike for you" and showed me a Road King. I said a Road King is good but kind of common. He then proceeded to tell me why this one was so different. "You see" he said, " "This Road King is a little known special version. There are no cheesy name plates or stickers on this special model. For the extra $3,000 over the base model you will get the very unique "Squealing Beagle" edition with extra shiny exhaust pipes". I couldn't see a difference but he assured me it was there. I asked him "did the chrome make it faster" and he responded "of course". I asked him where I would be on the "awesome meter" on this machine and he said "you would be at the very top of awesomeness". Needless to say, I didn't hesitate. Extra speed and awesomeness clear to the top; well worth it.
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« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2012, 07:27:17 am »




OK, you can have her back.


Nah. Yer mums more than I can handle.
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« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2012, 05:10:16 am »




Nah. Yer mums more than I can handle.


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« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2012, 05:17:33 am »

Breaking news! I have just added a second American flag to my Harley. That and I just purchased a second black "Never forget" "MIA" do-rag. Starbucks, here I come!
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« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2012, 06:37:35 am »


 NeedPics shahthread


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« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2012, 09:12:40 am »


Breaking news! I have just added a second American flag to my Harley. That and I just purchased a second black "Never forget" "MIA" do-rag. Starbucks, here I come!


Sock-puppet shit stirring not withstanding, lots of vets on here. I'd go easy on any derision about such things. Shrug
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« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2012, 09:13:16 am »




Sock-puppet shit stirring not withstanding, lots of vets on here. I'd go easy on any derision about such things. Shrug


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« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2012, 09:24:13 am »




Let him rant. Someone will find him and kill his cat soon enough.


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« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2012, 09:33:26 am »




I'm an experienced cat killer, and I work cheap Wink


STN overflows with those carrying this talent.  Thumbsup
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« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2012, 06:07:02 am »

OK, I've kept all you in suspense for too long, so. . .  I've decided to make your day. I'll tell you about my vest. Yeah, the one with the eagle on it. Now, I know you don't have a vest. Only guys like me have the Oh So Cool Leather Vest with our names on the front and a "Live to ride, ride to live" sew on patch. My coolness just impresses the sh!+ out of me. When I put on my vest in the morning I know it will be a day that I will straddle my bike, thumb the starter, thumb the starter again, again, rev my big twin and roar off with my mullet and vest flapping in the wind (my vest wouldn't be flapping but there is this little fit issue caused by my inability to button said vest due to my "beer tummy"). Next post I'll tell you about my gloves with no fingers (and if you're really lucky, I'll tell you about my wallet with the long chain, too).
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« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2012, 06:24:03 am »

Ladies and gentleman. I believe we have found Raj's replacement.
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« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2012, 07:19:53 am »


Ladies and gentleman. I believe we have found Raj's replacement.


Or is it Raj?  Come on mods.  Who is this clown?
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« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2012, 07:20:53 am »




Or is it Raj?  Come on mods.  Who is this clown?


There is a certain cat loving twistedness to him as well..................
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« Reply #89 on: September 26, 2012, 09:25:12 am »

This guy's amusing, but he's no Concho Heritage.
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« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2012, 10:37:21 am »

I kinda find him entertaining. It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true.
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« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2012, 11:18:07 am »

Yeah, he's as amusing as County, and Tim's and Scott's constant back-n-forth.

That is to say, not at all.  
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« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2012, 01:20:20 pm »

I dunno. Parody is great. Taking it seriously???
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« Reply #93 on: September 26, 2012, 01:25:04 pm »


I dunno. Parody is great. Taking it seriously???


Of course not. It's just the same old drivel. Now, if he were picking on Ducati and leather-clad metro-sexual eurotrash...  Bigsmile
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« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2012, 02:27:42 pm »


I dunno. Parody is great. Taking it seriously???


I just wanna know who it is dammit.  
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« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2012, 03:06:11 pm »




I just wanna know who it is dammit.  


 
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« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2012, 03:06:43 pm »




Of course not. It's just the same old drivel. Now, if he were picking on Ducati and leather-clad metro-sexual eurotrash...  Bigsmile


Yeah but it's UFOs site. We can't pick on him too much.
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« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2012, 03:09:52 pm »




 


I owe you a shot of good whiskey someday.  Lol Bigok

Cop MUST know.  Thumbsup Thumbsup

actually has my curiousity peaked as well.

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« Reply #98 on: September 26, 2012, 03:14:26 pm »




Yeah but it's UFOs site. We can't pick on him too much.


 Lol Lol Lol

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!

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« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2012, 03:19:49 pm »




 Lol Lol Lol

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!

 couch


Oh yes you did.
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« Reply #100 on: September 26, 2012, 03:20:41 pm »




Oh yes you did.


No.

I'm not you. People have seen us both at the same place at the same time, Mr. Kent.  Lol
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« Reply #101 on: September 26, 2012, 03:21:55 pm »




No.

I'm not you. People have seen us both at the same place at the same time, Mr. Kent.  Lol


It was a trick. Like the time Alfred dressed as Batman and waved from the roof top while Bruce Wayne was in public.
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« Reply #102 on: September 26, 2012, 03:26:36 pm »


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« Reply #103 on: September 26, 2012, 03:38:28 pm »

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« Reply #104 on: September 26, 2012, 04:04:05 pm »




I'm an experienced cat killer, and I work cheap Wink



The only good cat is a grilled cat in a nice tangy sauce on a stick with some onions, peppers and mushrooms....

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« Reply #105 on: September 26, 2012, 04:07:25 pm »





The only good cat is a grilled cat in a nice tangy sauce on a stick with some onions, peppers and mushrooms....

 Razz




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« Reply #106 on: September 28, 2012, 08:14:44 am »

All I have to say to you all is just because you have more teeth than me does not mean that you are smarter than me. Just remember, the reason we are all here is because  "My Harley is So Much Better Than Your Bike", right, dickheads?

Did I ever tell you about the time the moron on the crotch rocket tangled with me on my nitrous fuelled hardtail? Ran it up to 100 MPH, side by side; just when he thought  he was pullin' it away that's when I kicked her in. All's that poor boy saw was the blue flames from my pipes. . . blue flames from my pipes. Yeah. Damn good night of drinkin' that was. Did I ever tell you just because you have more teeth than me does not mean that you are smarter than me?
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« Reply #107 on: September 28, 2012, 09:14:12 am »

If I have less teeth than you, would it make me a geniius?
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« Reply #108 on: September 28, 2012, 12:07:47 pm »




Of course not. It's just the same old drivel. Now, if he were picking on Ducati and leather-clad metro-sexual eurotrash...  Bigsmile


I could do that!
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« Reply #109 on: September 28, 2012, 05:50:04 pm »

Ducati's do make the best lawn mower conversions because they're light. If you actually ride one you get to dress like that guy from the movie Pulp fiction; what was his name. . . ah, yes, The Gimp! That's it. And in that movie the coolest dude was Zed, who rode a Harley, of course.
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