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Question: Are what?
A good way to piss the spouse off - 22 (5.9%)
Two wheeled - 63 (16.8%)
dangerous - 29 (7.7%)
yet to be invented - 1 (0.3%)
such fun - 85 (22.6%)
a useful way to get around - 62 (16.5%)
like bicycles but without the effort - 29 (7.7%)
born to be wild - 23 (6.1%)
riding down the Queen's highway looking like a streak of lightning - 18 (4.8%)
small - 7 (1.9%)
edible - 4 (1.1%)
Full of piss - 13 (3.5%)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr - 20 (5.3%)
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« on: June 14, 2013, 03:52:48 pm »

Motorcycles are....
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 04:14:18 pm »

You forgot "therapy" but that's ok.

I've often described the dirt bikes that started my motorized 2 wheel craze as "bikes without pedals."

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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 04:16:12 pm »

What helps me find peace. No dogs barking, no phones ringing, just pure peace!
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2013, 04:21:58 pm »


You forgot "therapy" but that's ok.

I've often described the dirt bikes that started my motorized 2 wheel craze as "bikes without pedals."

- Dan


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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 12:07:20 am »


Motorcycles are....


...not cars.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 01:55:03 am »


What helps me find peace. No dogs barking, no phones ringing, just pure peace!


+1 bazillion!!!!  wife has actually told me to go riding cause i was getting too twitchy.
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2013, 04:14:11 am »

I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!


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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2013, 04:15:05 am »

Ummm. does anyone have $50K in bail money I could borrow?
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2013, 04:19:40 am »


Ummm. does anyone have $50K in bail money I could borrow?


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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2013, 04:26:35 am »

C'mon, it's only like 20quid.
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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2013, 05:02:38 am »


C'mon, it's only like 20quid.


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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2013, 05:19:31 am »

Well, I'll tell the plod about that time you were on the M3 with a sheep on the back of the bike.
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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2013, 05:28:21 am »


Well, I'll tell the plod about that time you were on the M3 with a sheep on the back of the bike.


Was he on the lamb?
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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2013, 06:07:28 am »


Motorcycles ARRRRRRRRRR!!


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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2013, 08:20:13 am »




Was he on the lamb?


Ewe know he was.
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2013, 08:56:08 am »

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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2013, 09:03:02 am »

I voted for 8 of them  Banana :leghump: Chili Beerchug OMGOMGOMG
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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2013, 09:05:34 am »


I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!





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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2013, 09:22:15 pm »


I think riding motorcycles or any other two wheeled contrivance it far too risky an endeavour and should be left to the mad.

Cages are far more practical, comfortable, safe and economical. They isolate you from the world and all those annoying people in it, at least untill they cut you off in traffic and drive 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. The the bastards won't let you around, thinking they own the road or something. Where do these cunts get off trying to pass me and keep me from where I need to be? Probably the same fucktards that can't get my order correct at the McDonald's drive thru. And then the shithead just stops. Theres nothing in fromt of them and they just stop!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE THINK HE'S DOING? GET OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHING PIECE OF CRAP HEADDED DIPSHIT!

Oh FUCK NO, GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY WON'T SAVE YOUR DUM ASS . yOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU STOP AND i'LL BASH YPOU RIGHT IN THE GOB!!






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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2014, 10:47:27 am »

Therapy, definitely therapy!!!
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Or Col. Colt......Or my leetle friends Mr Smith and Mr Wesson......
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2014, 03:57:25 pm »

Dangerous (part of the fun)

such fun (needs NO explanation)

a useful way to get around (makes running to the office or run errands more fun, and

arrrrrrrrr (just because)

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2014, 09:52:11 am »

Too much fun here. Made my morning coffee that much better!!
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2014, 11:13:12 am »

I know this snarly old codger who like to educate the ignorant cager with the bottom of his right heel to their driver side door as he slowly passes them on his big VTX.
I prefer to choose less congested routes and times so my time on the bike can be a little more Zen-like.  Although I do find myself still mumbling "what the f....." once in awhile.
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