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« on: October 19, 2013, 04:23:45 pm »
So this guy walks into a dealership...
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2013, 02:50:49 am »
You'll poke yer eyes out with those things!

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 07:37:41 am »
damned hooligans!






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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2013, 08:03:18 am »
It's a 2011 Dorsoduro 750.  A consignment sale at a local dealer who used to sell Aprilias.  Has only 858 miles on the odo; and simply priced way low for me to pass up.  
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 08:44:02 am »
Quote from: Scratch33 on October 20, 2013, 08:03:18 am

It's a 2011 Dorsoduro 750.  A consignment sale at a local dealer who used to sell Aprilias.  Has only 858 miles on the odo; and simply priced way low for me to pass up.  


Congrats!  You won't stop smiling every time you ride it.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2013, 09:21:17 am »
Thanks.  Picking it up tomorrow after it's inspected (the dealer for some reason doesn't do inspections).  I'll probably sell my under-utilized F800S to make some room in the garage.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2013, 10:16:24 am »
Quote from: Scratch33 on October 19, 2013, 04:23:45 pm

So this guy walks into a dealership...




Damn!!!  I gotta quit working so much...I'm missing all the good stuff.  

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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2013, 10:28:00 am »
Nice!  I tested one of those the other year and really liked the sweet motor and chassis.  Enjoy!  
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2013, 11:32:25 am »
I've demo'd the Shiver 750 that has the same motor.  Sweet choice!
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2013, 11:50:13 am »
Well today I learn it's a 2009; not a 2011 (they have a used 1200cc DD as well and the salesman got 'confused').  Still a good deal.
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2013, 12:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Scratch33 on October 21, 2013, 11:50:13 am

Well today I learn it's a 2009; not a 2011 (they have a used 1200cc DD as well and the salesman got 'confused').  Still a good deal.


Is this the punchline finally?  
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2013, 01:04:54 pm »
Quote from: Scratch33 on October 21, 2013, 11:50:13 am

Well today I learn it's a 2009; not a 2011 (they have a used 1200cc DD as well and the salesman got 'confused').  Still a good deal.


Can't wait to see the one-wheel on Ego Alley, Sunday mornings.   Damn hooligan!   Lol
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2013, 04:15:27 pm »
Woot!   What a fun bike.  Smile  Nice upright riding position.  Good turning angle.  Easy shifting.  Clean air at highway speeds and the mirrors are actually useable.  Snarly stock exhaust note.  I was a bit concerned about the rear turn signals having been changed out for LED's until I read on the Aprilia forum that the stock turn signals' design is crappy and they're prone to just breaking off.   Will take a longer ride tomorrow.
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2013, 06:10:29 pm »
Put 230 miles on it today, from Annapolis to High Rock & back.  Last 80 miles or so my butt was killing me - the stock seat's definitely not an all-dayer.  Lol
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2013, 06:36:22 pm »


$132 for a gel seat, but owners don't think it's an improvement.  Pretty though.
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« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2013, 06:57:41 pm »

I'm going to 'borrow back' the Airhawk cushion I gave to Rue for her Ninja and see how much of a diff it makes.  I also have some T-foam to experiment with modifying the stock seat.
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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2013, 09:02:57 pm »
Very nice  Bigok

Looks great in black.

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« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2013, 04:33:25 am »
Quote from: james_g on October 22, 2013, 09:02:57 pm

Very nice  Bigok

Looks great in black.

james


Absolutely.  It looks the best in black.  More sinister.    Bigsmile
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« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2013, 02:45:38 pm »
Quote from: Scratch33 on October 22, 2013, 06:57:41 pm


I'm going to 'borrow back' the Airhawk cushion I gave to Rue for her Ninja and see how much of a diff it makes.  I also have some T-foam to experiment with modifying the stock seat.


There's a school of thought in bicycle racing that you just hafta log long hours in the saddle to develop a "butt callous"  Bigok
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« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2013, 02:53:38 pm »
Quote from: Orson on October 24, 2013, 02:45:38 pm


There's a school of thought in bicycle racing that you just hafta log long hours in the saddle to develop a "butt callous"  Bigok


Fuck that!  Smile
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