Re: What's your corpse plan?

[Cablebandit]

Don't care.  I'll be dead.   Chuck me in the woods for all I care.

[Sport-Touring]

[scottzilla]

I think I said this before...
I think it would be cool to be chucked out of a 747 at a random spot.  Just wait 8 minutes into the flight and drop me.
I may fall harmlessly into the ocean or through a roof and into someone's living room.  
Totally random.

I'll never know where I landed which is a tragedy.

[TBone]

Cremated, and whoever survives me can do whatever they think best with the ashes.

[bubba zanetti]

Cremated and ashes scattered here ...



My favourite place to have a beer in the world !

 

[coho]

Bathtub full of acid or a lonely forest glade...

Oh! You meant my corpse...okay, zombie then.  

[Open Sore]

cremated.  no plans or requests for the ashes.  

[TBirdVI]

I voted cremated because my intention is to be set adrift on the ocean on a raft, then have the raft blown up with  my friends on the beach at the keg party cheering. Sort of a viking thing. . .  

[stromgal]

I'd *like* to be buried in a shallow grave off a forest road in northern Wisconsin. Unfortunately the Funeral Industry (and thus, state law) frowns on this.

So, any graveyard with big trees.

[X1Glider]

Take me to the zoo to be lion food.

[Orson]

cremated then mixed with plastic to create a nose cone for a Formula 1 car.

[Mr.Black]

No corpse. Shark crap.

[stew71]

Fire my ashes into space. I want to look down upon humanity for all eternity.

[Flyer]

Soylent Blue for me!

[Fourstring]

Plan A:  Mail myself to someone I don't like.  

Plan B:  Die in such a horrific way that, when I donate my body to science, it goes to science class for autopsy 101.  Get at least one first year med/bio student to lose his lunch on my corpse, which causes the rest of the class to hork too.  The goal will be to end at least one blossoming medical career that day.

[Hell's Bella]

Ideally, I'd like to be made into some sort of gemstone, but that's pretty expensive. The whole viewing/burial thing freaks me the F out, so I'm planning to be cremated. As far as I'm concerned, my ashes can get flushed down the toilet, but I may choose someplace pretty just to give my loved ones an excuse to take a nice vacation. Then I want a memorial concert with all of my favorite pieces of music.

I guess I should write all this down sometime so maybe there could be some follow-through...

[bomber]

I guess I should write all this down sometime so maybe there could be some follow-through...

^This -- and do NOT use my Mom as an example of how to hide said wishes so they are discoverd weeks after  . . . . .well, you get the idea ;-}

[stromgal]

Yes, PLEASE write down your wishes and make sure your peeps know how to find them. I knew my mother's wishes, so could act in good faith despite my sister arguing with me about it. I did not know my sister's wishes, because she never spoke of it and left no will, which made for a stressful situation for her sons and I.  And now her ashes sit on a shelf in my house.  

[CLAY]

I'll be dead, so I really don 't care.  I kind of hope they bury me, only because I like to go to the cemetery once in awhile, stop by my grandparent's graves and remember a couple good memories.  It gives a place to do that (not that I don't do that other places).  I am hoping someone will like to do that to me- or it could be a target for people to piss on.  I won't care.  For the funeral I hope they have a huge party, great beer, tell stories, and enjoy life.  I freaking love my life, and I hope that shows and rubs off.  

[squeezer]

Yes, PLEASE write down your wishes and make sure your peeps know how to find them. I knew my mother's wishes, so could act in good faith despite my sister arguing with me about it. I did not know my sister's wishes, because she never spoke of it and left no will, which made for a stressful situation for her sons and I.  And now her ashes sit on a shelf in my house.  

Absolutely.


For me: Take any organs for anyone who dares to use them. Cremate what's left and scatter wherever since the continents are moving anyway.


Although -- I really did like that Star Trek episode where those 20th century folks were frozen, shot into space, and then got reanimated by the Enterprise crew. That would be fun.

[Kneescrubber]

Burnt to a state way beyond overcooked bacon. Spread them across Yankee Boy Basin.


My kids know it and it's already paid for.